The Rules
-10. This is fucking cold
-9. If you solve a math question and you get this, its probably wrong
-1. The answer if you are in doubt
0. These are the rules that excist in my life
1. Deal with the rules
2. Fire is awesomer then water
2b. Awesomer is a word
3. Three people is a triforce. No exceptions
3b. A rope braided from three ropes: Gilgamesj, Enkidu, Sjamasj
4. Fourforce does excist
5. If you turn into a tree, your hair becomes silver
6. The devil is awesomer then God
7. If this is your lucky number, you suck
8. Everything is infinite.
8b. If you find the end, find the begin and plug them together: problem solved
9. If this makes you think of a hidden world, you are awesome
10. There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can count binary and those who can`t
11. The truth does not excist
12. This is the number that puts everything in a nice circle and brings balance
13. If this is your lucky number, you suck also, because it is already taken
14. The average age of people on most gaming sites, unfortunately
15. Everyone who goes to the library for fun is an awesome nerd
16. When you bake a pie you make happiness
16b. Except when you burn it.
17. You are an adult at this age, even if you don`t like Harry Potter
18. Alcohol is bad
19. Vlogging is bad quality and uncut. Translation: Vlogging sucks.
20. There were 20 rings, 9 for Mortal Men (...)
20b. When 19 rings are destroyed, there is only 1 ring to rule them all
21. This is somehow a bright number
22. Orange juice is delicious, no matter it`s fresh or from a pack
23. 4 8 15 16 23 42
24. Never get caught
25. Never kill an Innocent
26. If you just randomly repeat something someone said without knowing any information about that subject, you obviously suck.
27. When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die
28. Dragons are awesome, no exceptions
29. The human whose name is written in this note shall die
30. If you go to England, you shall visit Scotland and Ireland too
31. Trolling is allowed
31b. Really; no it is not allowed
31c. Oh, sorry it is
31d. Lol, I`m fooling you I guess
31e. Live with it
31f. I like trolls
31g. Not if I`m getting trolled myself. But most people don´t appreciate that.
31h. Geez, you really did not notice yet
32. If your makeup takes longer then 5 minutes, you are not a nerd
32b. Unless you are doing night elf makeup
33. Jesus Christ needs to be followed with "super star. lalalalalalalala"
34. Unladen swallow
35. The printer or copier will never work properly the first 2 times
36. You don`t HAVE to understand poems. Trying to understand is enough. Snavvy?
37. Do not use primary colors by designing a website. Ever.
38. If you see a scar/wound in a creative shape, don`t ask about it.
39. And don`t tell that person you cut yourself too, in most cases it makes them almost puke.
40. Unless they studied something that has to do with computers, everyone up 40 years is a noob.
41. If You Start Every Word With A Capital, You Suck <3
42. Maybe I should kill myself
43. If you throw knives for any reason, you are awesome
44. Don`t make Chuck Norris jokes
45. Wear a tie
46. If you don`t have inspiration, for your good reasons: you can`t buy it
47. Set your keyboard settings always on International, not on your language
47b. Unless you´re Asian
48. Only people with facial expressions have a chance to be awesome
49. He´s following you
50.
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