Stranger: heyy
You: hi.
You: smurf?
Stranger: m/f
You: guinea pig.
Stranger: nice
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: I'm Justin Bieber!
Stranger: fagg
You: haven't got any hair on my balls, sing like a girl
Stranger: lol
You: and I'll never get hit by puberty 
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: m/f
You: no, lol, just joking. I'm female, fifteen and come from Holland.
You: I just felt funny
Stranger: kool holland?
You: and my friend dared me to tell you I were a guinea pig.
Stranger: well im 15 come from newyork
Stranger: loll
You: ah, NEW YORK, NEEEEW YOOOOOOORK!
You: love it in there
You: only I got hit by a jetlag..
You: it was great fun though
Stranger: your freind is an undercover guinea pig
You: OH NO!
Stranger: lol
You: gotta kill him with fire.
You: darling, give me the bazooka!
Stranger: here
You: thanks
You: -burns off Fred's face-
Stranger: push him down the stairs
You: no, that's mean.
You: he likes me, y'know.
Stranger: lol, wow realy
You: for some reason
Stranger: do u like him?
You: he wants me to color his hair. y'know, it's flaming red now... and he's been recieving all kinds of weird comments about his name in combination with his hair-colour..
You: so, what should I do?
You: Yes I like him very much, my friend, I'm just thinking...
Stranger: u should cut it wile hes sleeping
You: no, that's mean.
You: just color it. blue.
You: or pink!
Stranger: or die it wile hes sleeping or put it in his shampoo!
You: aaaah that would match with his freckles 
You: good idea.
Stranger: lol hes a ginger?
You: yep...
Stranger: ha ha
You: and his name's Fred, too.
You: should've had a brother named George
Stranger: maches
Stranger: redd neck 
Stranger: soo what r u?
You: Blonde.
You: you?
Stranger: purto-rican but i look white
You: ah, ok.
You: gotta go, kill some muggles 
Stranger: loll
You: come on and help me, you mudblood!
You:
Stranger: Ok lest go i got the shotgun!
Stranger: x]
You: no, you get a wand.
You: fair enough.
Stranger: what! okk fine bur ima turn u into a frogg!
You: oh plz, you don't know Harry Potter? O_O
Stranger: i turned him into a frog
You: aaargh!
You: SPONGEBOB, NOW I SEE WHO YOU ARE!
You: I missed you so damn much my friend!
You: got a new job at the Krusty Crab...
You: how bout u?
Stranger: loll yeah i was at fijii
You: what were you doing on Fijii?
Stranger: i was manager of the krusty crab #2
You: aah fuck you.
Stranger: sponge bob was verry upset tho
You: yellow!
You: you are spongebob, lol
Stranger: Pink!
You: FUUU
You: square!
Stranger: Ha Ha Star! at least i have finger nails
You: -__-
You: At least I can... roll down a hill!
You: if I want to
You: I'm round enough to do so
You: rolrolrolrollllll
Stranger: lol
You: LMFAO
Stranger: yellow is awsome!
You: Pink's better.
Stranger: then u woke up?
You: Pink's for girls, and I am... wait... Patrick is not a girl is he?
You: LOLOLOL
Stranger: not that i know of
You: maybe he's a shemale!
You: whoo
You: you just got owned, friend.
Stranger: lol creepy
You: I am, indeed.
You: just as sane as you are.
You:
Stranger: no patrick is ur fun!
You: nope.
You: I prefer Squidward.
You: y'know, in some weird way he looks like Snape
Stranger: i prefer larry!
You: STYLINSON?
Stranger: lol
You: are you into OneDirection?
Stranger: all day
You: let's hope you're not.
You: are you on Quizlet?
Stranger: a who what were why nd how??
You: that's a Dutch site.
You: I am seeking other Quizletters.
You: but you're not 
Stranger: oh thatz not me!
You: so, go fuck yourself and leave
You: sorry
You: I was gonna delete that
You: 
You: * were
You: * going to
Stranger: do u want me to be a quiz letter lol :]
You: yes, here's the site:
You: http://www.quizlet.nl/
You: go and look at it, it's SOOOOOO great!
Stranger: ooooooooooo kool
You: it's dutch.
Stranger: in not dutch
You: just... make yourself a profile and add "Chemist" to your friends list
You: I know.
Stranger: ok
You: you could at least try to learn a new language
You: 
You: it's fun
Stranger: do u get horny somtimes
You: I'm happily married to Squidwards, but I do get horny sometimes
You: He has such big tentacles!
You: lol
You: no, I've got a boyfriend and I'm very happy with him.
You: not gonna leave him. ever.
Stranger: loll i have hard sex with sandy but she has to shave x]
You: cool!
You: bondage?
Stranger: lol
You: Don't need any ropes when I'm doing it with Squidward
Stranger: send me a nude pikk!
You: NO NO NO
Stranger: hq ha ha
You: trololololololololololo, hahahahaha, lalalalala (I'm singing Trololo-song, y'know)
Stranger: thatz a nice song lol
You: AHIEEEEEEEEEEEEE, HIEHIEHIE, jajaja, ja, ja, ja, hohohohoho, jajaja, jajaja, ja, ja, ja. trololololololololololo, hehehehehe, (hehehehehe)
You: INDEED!
Stranger: beutifullll!
You: You know, I'm married to him as well...
You: the Trololo man.
You: he's such a loving person...
You: really.
Stranger: aww how nice
Stranger: but squidward isnt loving
You: always speaks Russian to me.
You: no, Squidward has sex with his clarinet.
You: thatá gross.
You: * that's
You: at least I've heard rumors about it O_O
Stranger: i know lol nd now itz qll in his mouth
You: I should divorce.
Stranger: wrrd
Stranger: so do u fuck ur boyfreind?
You: Yes, I do. only I prefer to call it sex.
You: "fuck" seems so hard and I don't want people to think I'm a whore.
You: "fuck" doesn't sound like, ladylike..
Stranger: yeah ur right! sooo have u had (intercourse)
You: Fashizzle my dizzle. I have.
Stranger: (sexytime)
Stranger: with snoopdog?
You: no, he's a player.
Stranger: yeqh he plays sports
You: I wouldn't go for a "nice wrestling game" with him.
You: sorry.
You: would you?
You: you're a guy, right.
You: and you're bisexual?
You: I bet you wouldn't even hesitate
Stranger: nooo
You: oooh you would!
You: wanna be filled with a great big cucumber?
You: it's 75% water, u know.
Stranger: nope i like pussy nd boobies
Stranger: thatz u i bet u love big cucumbers inside u
You: yuck, no.
You: I were only joking, me mukker.
You: oh wait, you said you weren't Scottish...
You: that's a shame.
Stranger: shpp ur a girl, lol im not
You: g2 go now
Stranger: really ok
You: take care, YELLOW!
You: (square)
Stranger: byeeee (Pink)
You: -.-"
Stranger: ill check the website
Stranger: ill check the website
You: good.
Stranger: leave:P
You: you leave first.
You: you wouldn't, cause you love me.
Stranger: yeah ur right
Stranger: but u seid bye so
You: you disconnect
Stranger: nope ill wait here all day if a have too
You: fuuuuu!
Stranger: ha ha ha >
You: GOODBYE MY LOVAH, GOODBYE MY FRIEND!
Stranger is typing...
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