You know you're Dutch when.. - Stamcafé

ze hebben wel gelijk :]

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Shoganai i ne~

Grimshaw schreef:
hahaha ja, en deze komt me heel bekend voor:

WELL THIS COUNTRY SUCKS!!! =_= maar eht is waar...

@ Momento: Zolang ik in engeland kom, alles best :'D Neem i kzelf de bus naar Northampton wel

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Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

Memento schreef:

HAhahaha hij is wel waar

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Cause there'll be no sunlight if I lose you, baby.

klopt ook :W

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

Escritura schreef:
(...)

WELL THIS COUNTRY SUCKS!!! =_= maar eht is waar...

@ Momento: Zolang ik in engeland kom, alles best :'D Neem i kzelf de bus naar Northampton wel

haha oke

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

Memento schreef:

... Die is heel erg waar

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Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

ik heb wel eens geprobeerd aan een belg ons schoolsysteem uit te leggen. ze begrijpt het nog steeds niet :')

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Destroy what destroys you.

Lowlz
Yea die eerste is gewoon zoo true

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"Delaying death is one of my favourite hobbies."

hahah :')

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Cause there'll be no sunlight if I lose you, baby.

[ bericht aangepast op 5 aug 2011 - 13:43 ]

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“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” ~The Doctor

Geloof me : ik ben Vlaams en snap geen bal van het onderwijs in Nederland maar dat ligt waarschijnlijk aan mezelf ;p

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You better put a condom on, if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.

true

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Cause there'll be no sunlight if I lose you, baby.

@Marleen, ik ben een meisje, tenk joe verrie mutsj.

[ bericht aangepast op 5 aug 2011 - 13:47 ]

Snickers schreef:

true

haha zoiezo wel

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

*O*

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

( Een paar over de Belgen )

You know you're from Belgium when...


You've been able to legally drink at the age of 16, but have also been buying lottery tickets, cigarettes and drinking since you were 12 if you wanted to without any problems.

You don’t bother with going to church, except for Christmas and your childrens' communions.

You’re used to being the target of dumb French and Dutch jokes

You criticize the French-speakers when you’re Flemish and vice versa, without really knowing the reason why.

You’re used to having your bread automatically cut ‘coupé/gesneden’ by your baker or by a bread cutting machine at the supermarket.

You enjoy one of the best and most efficient health care services in the world

You realize abroad that almost nothing is known about your country, except the chocolate, beer, waffles and Brussels sprouts.
You know that Stella is nothing more than an ordinary beer (à la Budweiser for Americans) but advertised and sold as a luxury beer in the U.S.

You get angry when you’re told that Magritte, Jacques Brel and Hergé were French and that Rubens was Dutch

You love France but despise French arrogance and ethnocentrism.

You think the Netherlands is a cool crazy country but you dislike the Dutch accent and stinginess. ( Ik niet ;p )

You consider breaking the speed limit normal, and honk and flash at people who don't.


you know many people "unemployed" working in black

You think it would be a good idea to impose English as the official Belgian language to simplify communication between Dutch, French and German speakers.

You can tell from which city a Fleming or Walloon comes from just from their accent or the way they dress.

You wonder how comes that other countries' motorways are not lit in bright orange light at night.

You like chocolate flavour in everything: in breakfast cereals, in cappuccino, melted on fruits, choco-spread instead of jam, or in just about any dessert.

[ bericht aangepast op 5 aug 2011 - 13:56 ]

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You better put a condom on, if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.