• Het is een lange lijst, maar leuk om in te vullen als je je verveelt. Ik vind het leuk om het te lezen bij anderen. : P
    Het is de bedoeling dat je een kruisje zet voor wat jij bent/wat bij jou past, en de zin erachter is zeg maar wat mensen dan gelijk denken, moeilijk uit te leggen. Ik vond dit op een andere site.


    [x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [x]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

    [x]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

    [x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

    [ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [x]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

    [ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [x]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [x]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

    [ bericht aangepast op 22 juli 2011 - 16:24 ]


    “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [x]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [x]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [x]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [ ]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [x]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [x]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [x]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [ ]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [x]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [x]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [x]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [x]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [x]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART


    Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

    als ik dan toch neits te doen heb....


    Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [x]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [x]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [x]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [x]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [x]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [x]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [x]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

    [ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [ ]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [ ]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [x]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [x]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART .


    Let it come and let it be

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [x]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [x]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [x]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [x]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [x]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [ ]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [x]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [x]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [x]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
    [ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [x]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [x]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC -geheh
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART


    Only those who listen can hear

    [x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [ ]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [x]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [ ]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
    [ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [x]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

    IK BEN ZO WEINIG!


    quidquid excusatio prandium pro

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [x]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [x]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [ ]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [x]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [x]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [x]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [x]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [x]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [ ]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [x]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [x]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [ ]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [x]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [x]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [x]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [x]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ]I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

    Zo, ik had toch niets te doen. Ja, Iers en Engels. (in beide landen woont familie)


    Bananen zijn lekker, toch? Zet dit ook in je signature als je ook van bananaaaas houdt!

    [x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [ ]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [x]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [x]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [ ]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [x]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [x]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [x]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [x]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

    [ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

    [x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [x]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

    [ ]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [x]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART


    So here's a heart to heart on the back of postcards sent from California

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [X]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [ ]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [X]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [X]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [X]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [X]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [X]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [X]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [X]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [X]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [X]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [X]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [X]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [X]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [X]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [ ]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [X]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [X]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [X]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [X]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [ ]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [X]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [X] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [X]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [ ]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [X]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [X]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [X]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [X]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [ ]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [X]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [X]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [X]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [X]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [X]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [X]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [X]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [X] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [x]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [ ]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [x]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [ ]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [ ]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [x]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART


    No growth of the heart is ever a waste

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [x]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [ ]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [x]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [x]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [x]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [x]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [ ]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
    [x]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite) POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

    [ bericht aangepast op 22 juli 2011 - 16:29 ]

    Dat is zo veel! * Stapt stiekem uit het topic *


    I´m nothing special.

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [x]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [ ]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [x]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    [x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [x]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
    [ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

    [ bericht aangepast op 22 juli 2011 - 16:32 ]


    You've got to realize: you're the Devil as much as you're God.

    [x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    ;O
    [x]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    Klopt, haha.
    [x]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    o.O
    [x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
    Klopt niet.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    Lol, tegenstrijdig met het eerste. :'D Klopt niet btw xD hehe ;D
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    Uhm soms mss.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    Lol
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    :P
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    :O (N)

    Ik heb niet alles gelezen natuurlijk..

    [ bericht aangepast op 22 juli 2011 - 16:37 ]


    Ik wil een tuin vol egels

    [ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    [ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    [ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    [x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
    [ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    [ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    [ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    [ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    [ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    [ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    [x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    [x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    [x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    [ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    [ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    [ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    [ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    [ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    [ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    [ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    [ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    [ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    [x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    [x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    [ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    [ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    [ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    [ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    [ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    [ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    [ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    [x]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    [ ]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    [ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    [x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    [ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    [ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    [ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    [x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    [ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    [ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    [x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
    [ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    [ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    [ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    [ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    [ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    [ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    [ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    [ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
    [x]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    [ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    [ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    [x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    [ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    [ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    [ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    [ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    [ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    [ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    [ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    [ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    [ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    [x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
    [ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    [ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    [x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    [ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    [ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    [x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    [ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    [ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    [ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    [ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    [ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    [ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    [ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    [x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    [ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    [x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    [x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    [ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    [x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    [x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    [ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    [ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    [x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    [ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    [ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    [ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    [ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    [ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    [ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    [ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    [ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    [ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    [x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    [ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    [ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    [ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    [ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    [ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    [x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    [ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    [ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    [x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
    [x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
    [x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
    [ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    [x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    [x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    [ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    [ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    [ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    [x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    [x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    [ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    [ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    [x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    [ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    [x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    [ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    [x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    [ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    [x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    [ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    [ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    [ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
    [ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
    [ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
    [ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
    [ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
    [ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
    [ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
    [ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART


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