I'm [...] so I must.. - Stamcafé

Het is een lange lijst, maar leuk om in te vullen als je je verveelt. Ik vind het leuk om het te lezen bij anderen. : P
Het is de bedoeling dat je een kruisje zet voor wat jij bent/wat bij jou past, en de zin erachter is zeg maar wat mensen dan gelijk denken, moeilijk uit te leggen. Ik vond dit op een andere site.


[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[x]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[x]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[x]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[x]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[x]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

[ bericht aangepast op 22 juli 2011 - 16:24 ]

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[x]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (of course I support my rights -.-' ... But I won't wave a fucking rainbow flag in your face.)
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (shit, no Irish here. Scots for the win!)
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[x]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[x]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[x]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[x]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I tick this box, so I must be arrogant. >.< )
[x]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[x]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[x]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[ ] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[ ]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (haha)
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Love this one)
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[ ]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[x]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[x]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
[x]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[/]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded. (some words. But there'll always be difficult words..)
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

What? No Scottish one? I can think of quite some for us...
P.S. This was quite American...

[ bericht aangepast op 22 juli 2011 - 16:52 ]

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment.

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[x ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. (
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[x ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

Ik denk dat dit alles is. Denk ik.

[ bericht aangepast op 24 juli 2011 - 15:57 ]

The future is meant for those who are willing to let go of the worst parts of the past.

[ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[x]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[ ]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[ ]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[ ] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[ ]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[ ]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[ ]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[ ]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (geen anime)
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

I live for the applause, you will die for it.

[ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[x]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[ ]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[ ]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[ ]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[ ]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[ ]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ]I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[x]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[x]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[ ] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[ ]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[x] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

[x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[x] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[x] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[x] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[x] Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[x] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[x] I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[x] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[x] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x] I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[x] I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[x] I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[x] I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippyA
[x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[x] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[x] I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC

Quiet the mind, and the soul will speak.

[ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[x]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[ ]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[x]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

I've no idea of the future, but I can see the past quite well. And the present, if the weather's clear.

[]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[x]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[x]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[x]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[x]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[x]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[x]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[x]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

Numbers.

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. [ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals [ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.[ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[x]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. [ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. [ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

You better put a condom on, if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

Never run out of reasons to smile...

[]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[x]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[x] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART (als ik er 1 had x'D)

To live would be an awfully big adventure

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[x]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

Haha, oké. Dit heeft me wel even vermaakt! :'D

[ bericht aangepast op 22 juli 2011 - 19:04 ]

[]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[x]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[ ]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART

Everything is quiet, except for all the voices in my head that say your name.

[ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.[]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[ ]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[ ]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[ ]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[ ]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[ ]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[ ]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[]I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[ ]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[ ]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast[ ]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[ ]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( lol )
[ ]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
[ ]I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
[ ]I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
[ ]I'm a BELGIUM MALE so I must be a PEDPOPHILE
[ ]I'm (quite)POOR so i must be UNHYGIENIC
[ ] I CORRECT MY PUPPY DOG, so I must have NO HEART .

Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see