-People want happiness without any pain, but you can't get a rainbow without a little rain.
-Keep your face in the sunshine and the shadow will fall behind you.
-He broke my heart,. I broke his nose.
-You look sad. buy a happy meal.
-If someone you love breaks your heart, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
-Nobody is worth your tears, the one who is, will never make you cry!
-I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing.
-I can see your lips movin', but all I hear is blablabla.
-Do it today! it might be illegal tomorrow.
-People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
-Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
-I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
-I’m not like a jojo, if you let me fall I don't come back.
-Beter iets moois verliezen dan het nooit gehad hebben.
-Mensen die geen vlieg kwaad doen zijn gewoon niet snel genoeg.
-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
-Als love in the air is. waarom sta ik dan op de grond?
-a best friend is like a good pair of jeans, you don't wanna lose it
-Liefde zit in een klein hoekje, jammer dat de aarde rond is.
-wil je perfectie? koop een barbie pop
-Sarcasm (n.) - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
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I might be a cat cause I'll always land on my feet.
