You: omg you ate my sandwich, didn't you?
Stranger: yes! and it was quite delicious, wouldnt you say?
You: no, it was disgusting. i can't believe you were able to keep it down
You: you must have been kidding about it being delicious
Stranger: than why did you make one
You: i didn't they gave one to me and i was hungry
You: sick bastards
Stranger: who is they?
You: the ones that are behind all of it
You: the great plan to take over the planet
You: by giving people disgusting sandwiches when they're hungry so they will never eat sandwiches again.
Stranger: so, what happens when yo eat one?
You: well you throw up. at least all people that have had a vaccine do
You: are you telling me you didn't get a vaccine?
Stranger: how will the world end from doing that?
You: well a worm will eat your brain and grow and grow
You: and then, when it's big enough,
You: it will eat the entire PLANET Ö
Stranger: oh shit
You: anyways, i gotta go. my moms making sandwiches
It even took me by surprise