Dit is gewoon ge-ni-aal.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a happy snail?
Stranger: hellou
Stranger: haahaha sure
You: cool
You: I like you
Stranger: are you a happy hippo?
You: Yes
Stranger: 
Stranger: great i love you
You: I like to swim around and to sit on people
You: What are your favorite things to do?
Stranger: i like to wawe my tail on bark
You: Are you sure?
You: What's a wawe
You: 
Stranger: sorry, i meant wave*
Stranger: 
You: oooh oke
You: Do you like bark?
Stranger: noup just kidding
You: Too bad
You: I really like bark
You: I eat it for breakfast
Stranger: i`m good at it
You: You got my respect!
Stranger: ömh? isn`t it the dogs who barks?
You: I hate those french guys, don't you?
You: They just eat snails
You: Yes a dog can bark
Stranger: so you it a bark for breakfast? lol
You: Yes because i'm a hippo alien
You: they eat barks
You: And I drink meow's
Stranger: sorry forgot it
Stranger: cool
You: You can't forget that!
You: Don't they teach you anything at school!?!
Stranger: i like to eat paper and pens
You: Cool
You: I like to stick paper and pens in my eye
You: I think it's comfortable
You: You really should try sometimes
Stranger: i`m a snail, do you think i have time to go to school?
You: It's a whole new experience
You: Well.. you should!
You: You need to be well educated so you can be a snail lawyer
Stranger: oh it feels great, i have tried, ever tried to pull your eye of? it´s awesome
You: Noo but now i know that you do it too I will try it
You: Do you know what my favorit snack is?
You: It's actually a secret but I trust you as my friend
"I shut my eyes in order to see.'