Chat with a stranger! 2 - Stamcafé

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edit:

als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen



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Tanya is de beste.

You: Have you seen my hamster?
You: he's like small and hamsterly andhe's gay and red
Stranger: probably i have eaten it yesterday...
You: OMG YOU HAMSTER-HATER
Stranger: 'cause i'm a carnivore
You: NOOO
You: JELLYBEAAN WHYY DID YOU DIEE!!
You: ='[
You: you make me sad you know?
Stranger: not a hater, but an eater

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We can only learn to love by loving.

Pff, sommige disconnecten ineens, for no reason. --'

doe ik ook als ze oninteressant zijn

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We can only learn to love by loving.

You: Do you happen to be from Mars?
Stranger: Not really.
You: Too bad. I was hoping to meet somebody like that.
You: I met God here, yesterday
Stranger: Nah, i'm pretty typical.
Stranger: I met a young lady who wanted to have sex with her teacher?
Stranger: And also I think someone insulted me in german.
You: really?
You: what did that german person say?
Stranger: And someone talked to me in japanese.
You: I speak German
Stranger: I don't even remember.
Stranger: Haha
You: Cool!
Stranger: The last thing the japanese speaker said to me was PENIS though
Stranger: SO.
Stranger: At least it could've been japanese.
En nu heb ik 'm op msn :')

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I clicked my heels and wished for you.

Ik ga homo hamsters fokken volgens mijn stranger =']

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We can only learn to love by loving.

Stranger: You're one of the few normal people I've met on here.

Ik HEERS!

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everything, in time

(...)
doe ik ook als ze oninteressant zijn

Maar ik ben niet oninteressant.

Whoaha, de mijne vraagt achter een foto x'DD

You: Uhmm.. Could you buy me a new hamster ? this time i want a purple one with a bracelet
Stranger: that sounds like a really gay hamster!
You: Yeah i know that's why i'm gonna call him Mr Gaylord
Stranger: do you think that makes him a happy hamster?
You: Yes because i have another hamster and he's gay 2 than they can fck
Stranger: what's his name
Stranger: but than you can breed gay hamsters and sell them!
You: My other hamsters name is mr fucker and i know ='] you can buy one on ebay
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm from holland so my ahamster are also gonna sell weed =']
Stranger: you could stuff them with weed... kind of weed-hamsters
You: YEAH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA
You: dude you're a genius

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We can only learn to love by loving.

kheb toch iemand van q. gevonde

You: aaaaah
You: ben jij nederlands
Stranger: piss on my tits
You: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I recycle my thoughts.

Stranger: oi
Stranger: como esta?
You: again?
You: como esta bien?
You: ...
You: tapas =]
Stranger: brasil aqui
Stranger: >)
You: hollandas aqui
You: hollañdas?
Stranger: que se foda
Stranger: seu puto
Stranger: duvido que entenda
You: que?
Stranger: haha!
You: si =]
Stranger: seu preto
Stranger: de bosta
Stranger:
Stranger: vai toma no cu
Stranger: ¬¬
You: si =]
You: tapas?
Stranger: cala boca
You: fuck that is spain
Stranger: seu negro
You: rio de janeiro
You: =]
Stranger: desgraçado
Stranger: ¬¬
Stranger: nao POA
Stranger: seu fdp
Stranger: vai conhece outros lugares
You: zal ik even rotterdams gaan praten
Stranger: retardado¬¬
You: versta jij der ook geen flikker meer van
Stranger: lol?
You: hondendrol
Stranger: eu entendo
Stranger: seu noob
You: je moeder retardo
Stranger: filho d aputa
You: je moeder noob
Stranger: ¬¬

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BAM!

Stranger: do u want 2 see a pic of me

Wat moet ik antwoorden? :'DDD

Stranger: do u want 2 see a pic of me

Wat moet ik antwoorden? :'DDD

I'm not ready for trauma's yet. (=

Stranger: oi
Stranger: como esta?
You: again?
You: como esta bien?
You: ...
You: tapas =]
Stranger: brasil aqui
Stranger: >)
You: hollandas aqui
You: hollañdas?
Stranger: que se foda
Stranger: seu puto
Stranger: duvido que entenda
You: que?
Stranger: haha!
You: si =]
Stranger: seu preto
Stranger: de bosta
Stranger:
Stranger: vai toma no cu
Stranger: ¬¬
You: si =]
You: tapas?
Stranger: cala boca
You: fuck that is spain
Stranger: seu negro
You: rio de janeiro
You: =]
Stranger: desgraçado
Stranger: ¬¬
Stranger: nao POA
Stranger: seu fdp
Stranger: vai conhece outros lugares
You: zal ik even rotterdams gaan praten
Stranger: retardado¬¬
You: versta jij der ook geen flikker meer van
Stranger: lol?
You: hondendrol
Stranger: eu entendo
Stranger: seu noob
You: je moeder retardo
Stranger: filho d aputa
You: je moeder noob
Stranger: ¬¬

HAHHAHA

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I recycle my thoughts.

Stranger: hey
You: Ollah
Stranger: asl?
You: Non of your business, asl?
Stranger: haha, so why are you asking me, you fucking nigger
Stranger: ?????
You: Because >< Hmpf --'
You: Nigger
You: Waha, are you gay?
You: Bitch