42 ways to annoy your parents :') - Stamcafé

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I?m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder..
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...


Ik heb er een paar geprobeerd. Mijn ouders konden nummer 5 niet echt waarderen.

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Deed me denken aan die stappen om 'irritant' te worden x'D
http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/Hoe:_word_je_irritant%3F

I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear. - Freddie Mercury

- Voelt zich heel hard aangetrokken tot de titel -

Muahah x)
De manier om TH te irriteren zijn ook leuk maar deze slaan toch alles x'd
Phaha
xx

Deed me denken aan die stappen om 'irritant' te worden x'D
http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/Hoe:_word_je_irritant%3F

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Hmm, dat je ouders nummer vijf niet wisten te waarderen, kan ik éigenlijk wel begrijpen. n_n

" I'm not your boyfriend, baby. "

Ik probeer ze zeker!

Ik proefde meer dan eens verlangen

Die zyn funny, ga proberen . Misschien krijg ik dan mijn DVD

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself

Hmm, dat je ouders nummer vijf niet wisten te waarderen, kan ik éigenlijk wel begrijpen. n_n

Echt waar?
Ik niet

Die zyn funny, ga proberen . Misschien krijg ik dan mijn DVD

Dat gaat je niet lukken. Dat kan ik je nu alvast zeggen

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Hahahahahaaaaa.
Hoezo geniaal? ^^

Tanya is de beste.

Ja nummer vijf dan ook.
Als ik dat zou doen zouden ze echt slecht gezind zijn.
Nog geen een geprobeerd eigenlijk, moet ik misschien eens doen.

If you had never come out of the blue, I would've stay

wat is amnesia?

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity ©CT

wat is amnesia?

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

geniaalxD

I am an idiot, I move.

ik vraag me af hoe mijn ouders der op zulln reageren *sneaky grijns *

I shall try them out maybe they work

live your own life

Geweldig x'''D

believers never die.