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PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-
JANUARY--I KICKED
FEBRUARY--I LOVE
MARCH--I SMOKED
APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
MAY--I CHOKED ON
JUNE--I DANCED WITH
JULY--I SANG TO
AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
DECEMBER--I RAN OVER
PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-
1
A PAPERCLIP
2
A MONSTER
3
YOU LIKE NO OTHER
4
A FORK
5
A GANGSTER
6
A MEXICAN
7
MY CELL PHONE#
8
MY DOG
9
MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
10
MY NEIGHBOUR
11
MY SCIENCE TEACHER
12
A BANANA
13
CHUCK NORRIS
14
A STUFFED ANIMAL
15
A GOAT
16
A PICKLE
17
YOUR MOM
18
A SPOON
19
MYSELF
20
A FOOTBALL PLAYER
21
A NINJA
22
A PERMANENT MARKER
23
A NOODLE
24
A SQUIRREL
25
A BASEBALL BAT
26
YOUR SISTER
27
YOUR BROTHER
28
AN IPOD
29
A FIREMAN
30
A LAMA
31
A HOMELESS GUY
PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-
WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER
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