JOTCH • 427. - Off-Topic

CHECK DEZE SEXY TIJGERS THEY DEADASS.

BEKIJK LIEKE'S LIJSTJES BC THEY ARE COOL.
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En doe ook meteen even deze quiz.

Je mag ons topic in, maar wees voorbereid, dit is een samenvatting van ons topic:

[ bericht aangepast op 19 feb 2017 - 18:22 ]

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

Imagine Person A’s friend ambushing them with questions about Person B, and since Person A is engrossed in one of their hobbies, Person A goes on autopilot and starts answering questions honestly and immediately. Then, the question gets more risque, but Person A doesn’t notice it, until something really NSFW is asked and they answered it immediately.

Bonus: Person B heard the whole thing.

"Family don’t end in blood”

I CAN'T EVEN WAT IS DE LEEF
Die OS dinges is wel cute tho.

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

Person A is from a very reserved family and is very sheltered while Person B is the exact opposite. Person A activates Siri on accident and B yells “TEXT MOM: I’M HORNY” and it sends. How Person A’s mom reacts is up to you. Bonus: Person C is the one who convinced B to do it.

"Family don’t end in blood”

Jemily schreef:
I CAN'T EVEN WAT IS DE LEEF
Die OS dinges is wel cute tho.

"Family don’t end in blood”

Imagine person A of your OTP tickling person B and person B accidentally punching person A in the face while they try to get away.

Ik ben B always tbh

"Family don’t end in blood”

Ik dacht yes. EN TOEN WAS DAAR REID. Dus kon ik 'm niet meer gebruiken lol.

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

Person A has really, really bad insectophobia and hates any and all kinds of bugs or creepy crawlies. One day, person B has to rush home because the police call about a fire at their home. They run home, terrified- to find person A sitting calmly on a bench as the fire is extinguished, the police interviewing A. “What happened?” With a completely straight face person A replies, “A bug.” “…You set our house on fire to kill a bug?” B asks. “It was a really, really big bug.”

dit voel ik ook wel heel erg

"Family don’t end in blood”

GubIer schreef:
Person A is from a very reserved family and is very sheltered while Person B is the exact opposite. Person A activates Siri on accident and B yells “TEXT MOM: I’M HORNY” and it sends. How Person A’s mom reacts is up to you. Bonus: Person C is the one who convinced B to do it.

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

GubIer schreef:
Person A has really, really bad insectophobia and hates any and all kinds of bugs or creepy crawlies. One day, person B has to rush home because the police call about a fire at their home. They run home, terrified- to find person A sitting calmly on a bench as the fire is extinguished, the police interviewing A. “What happened?” With a completely straight face person A replies, “A bug.” “…You set our house on fire to kill a bug?” B asks. “It was a really, really big bug.”

dit voel ik ook wel heel erg

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

Imagine your OTP on a plane. Person B is practically deathly afraid of heights, while person A loves being up high. Before take off, A lets B snuggle up with them for the flight.

cute tbh

"Family don’t end in blood”

Jemily schreef:
Ik dacht yes. EN TOEN WAS DAAR REID. Dus kon ik 'm niet meer gebruiken lol.

"Family don’t end in blood”

NA 60000000000000000 JAAR IS DIE ONLINE ESMEME.

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

GubIer schreef:
(...)

Huh wat kon je niet meer gebruiken?

[ bericht aangepast op 19 feb 2017 - 20:39 ]

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

Jemily schreef:
NA 60000000000000000 JAAR IS DIE ONLINE ESMEME.

"Family don’t end in blood”

Vinden jullie het heel erg als ik die CM one shots niet lees, bc oef.

Danmarks Dynamite.