Wat zouden jouw vrienden roepen als ze je niet konden vinden? - Lifestyle

12 okt 2015 - 22:26

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Er is een meme die al enkele weken de ronde doet op Tumblr en standaard ongeveer zo verloopt:
1: (can’t find ‘2’ in a crowd)
1: [uses hands as microphone] (says something that ‘2’ would find offensive/would definitely notice)
2: (reacts, usually by shouting something back to ‘1’)
1: There they are.

Hier zijn wat voorbeelden van Tumblr:

Captain America (de originele versie van deze meme)
Steve: [in a crowd and can't find bucky] 'this calls for drastic measures'
Steve: [uses his hands as a microphone] "STEVE ROGERS SUCKS!"
Bucky: [from across the room] "what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Steve: "there he is"

Lord of the Rings
Gimli: *trying to find Legolas mid-battle*
Gimli: fuck it
Gimli, yelling at max volume: SEVENTY-EIGHT!
Legolas, swooping past on large eagle: EIGHTY-FOUR
Gimli: there he is

Star Trek
Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER. TH--
Me: [comes out of nowhere] THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION, TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS. TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.
Friend: There they are.

Hannibal
Hannibal: *In a crowd and can't find Will*
Hannibal: *cups his hands as a microphone* IS THAT A DOG?
Will Graham: *from a distance* WHERE!!??
Hannibal: There he is.

Nou vroeg ik me dus af, wat zouden jouw vrienden roepen als ze jou probeerden te vinden in een mensenmassa? Tekst van je favoriete nummer misschien? Iets wat met je lievelingsserie of hobby te maken heeft? Of "[naam van iets waar je fan van bent] is stom"?

Ik gok dat het er voor mij ongeveer zo uit zou zien.

Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] PERCY SHOULD'VE DIED INSTEAD OF FRED.
Me: [comes out of nowhere] OH MY GOD could you be more WRONG
Friend: There they are

Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] HIER IETS
Me: [comes out of nowhere] JOUW ANTWOORD
Friend: There they are

Je mag natuurlijk ook in het Nederlands antwoorden.

"Just words." "But good words. That's where ideas begin." - Star Trek, The Wrath of Khan

13 okt 2015 - 21:37

Oikia 535

Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] Olivia? Lydia?
Me: [comes out of nowhere] IT'S L I V I A YOU STUPID
Friend: There they are

I don't think you quite understand, honey

13 okt 2015 - 22:03

Krokant 9810

Stiekem ook deze een beetje. I never called anyone on this shit, but I cri evertim
Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] Jongens, weten jullie al dat ik onder voetbal zit?
Me: [comes out of nowhere] OP. VOETBAL. WAAROM ZOU JE ONDER GEBRUIKEN - IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
Friend: There they are

Tijd voor koffie.

13 okt 2015 - 22:08

Chandler 3560

Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] IT'S GOOD THAT TED AND ROBIN ENDED TOGETHER IN HIMYM
Me: [comes out of nowhere] OH HELL NO
Friend: There they are

Travel far enough, you'll meet yourself

13 okt 2015 - 22:09

Phlegethon 4833

oh ik heb nog eentje bedacht (Want ik heb geen leven )
Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] Where is Perry
Me: [comes out of nowhere] Wait for ir.
Friend: There they are / oh. thee she is

If only humans could have vertical asymptotes ~ Quinn

13 okt 2015 - 22:11

Hephaestus 5882

Ik zal het eerst eventjes uitleggen:
Ik heb een vriendin die Emilie heet, maar iedereen spreekt het meestal uit als 'Emily' terwijl het eigenlijk 'Eemelie' is. En ik kan dat dus echt niet handelen en verbeter iedereen die ermee komt.

Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hand as megaphone] IK BEN OP ZOEK NAAR EMILY [insert haar achternaam]!
Me: DUDE ITS EMILIEEE PLEASE.
Friend: There they are.

“A queen will always turn pain into power.”

13 okt 2015 - 22:14

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Chandler schreef:
Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] IT'S GOOD THAT TED AND ROBIN ENDED TOGETHER IN HIMYM
Me: [comes out of nowhere] OH HELL NO
Friend: There they are

Oh God, inderdaad, hell no. (no_chears) Dat is echt een stap te ver.

"Just words." "But good words. That's where ideas begin." - Star Trek, The Wrath of Khan

13 okt 2015 - 22:29

Krokant 9810

Wait, I just thought of another one.
Ron: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Ron: [uses hands as a megaphone] WINGARDIUM LEVIOSARR
Hermione: [comes out of nowhere] IT'S WINGARDIUM LEVIOS-A, NOT LEVIOSA-HARR.
Harry: There they are

[ bericht aangepast op 13 okt 2015 - 22:31 ]
Tijd voor koffie.

13 okt 2015 - 22:30

Patholoog 13766

Sherrinford schreef:
Ron: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Ron: [uses hands as a megaphone] WINGARDIUM LEVIOSARR
Hermione: [comes out of nowhere] IT'S WINGARDIUM LEVIOS-A, NOT LEVIOSA-HARR.
Harry: There they are

Whoop there it is. Deze kende ik nog niet, maar die is wel ontzettend grappig.

You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt

13 okt 2015 - 22:47

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SecondStar schreef:

Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] IJs!!
Me: [comes out of nowhere] WAAR?!
Friend: There they are

Echt te dol op IJs (':

Dit.dus

"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

13 okt 2015 - 22:48 OpgeroldEten is offline

Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Friend: [uses hands as megaphone] IK HOU VAN THE HUNGER GAMES 2
Me: [comes out of nowhere] HET HEET CATCHING FIRE. ONZE VRIENDSCHAP IS ZO OVER.
Friend: There they are

"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

13 okt 2015 - 23:52 Derks is offline

Derks 7886

Margherita schreef:
Ik heb er zo al verschillende gereblogd op Tumblr :')

Heathers:

Friend: (loses me in public) shit where are they
Friend: (shouts across the crowd) September 1st, 1989!
Me: DEAR DIARY, I BELIEVE IM A GOOD PERSON--
Friend: found them

^dat is momenteel de enige die ik vind, maar andere mogelijkheden zijn:oi

Wicked:

Friend: Unlimited-
Me: MY FUTURE IS UNLIMITEEEEED
Friend: found them.

Legally Blonde:

Friend: Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping her way to the top-
Me: BUT I SEE A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE TO
Friend: found them.

Newsies:

Friend: that's my cigar!
Me: YOU'LL STEAL ANUDDAH
Friend: found them

Dit zijn de enigen die ik momenteel herinner :')

Wicked.

TOGETHER WE'LL BE THE GREATEST TEAM THER E'S EVER BEEN GLINDAAAAAAA *sings the rest of dg*

so if you care to find me, look to the western sky, as someone told me lately: everyone deserves a chance to fly

14 okt 2015 - 11:03 Frey_ is offline

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Sherrinford schreef:
Wait, I just thought of another one.
Ron: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.
Ron: [uses hands as a megaphone] WINGARDIUM LEVIOSARR
Hermione: [comes out of nowhere] IT'S WINGARDIUM LEVIOS-A, NOT LEVIOSA-HARR.
Harry: There they are

I lol'd :')

14 okt 2015 - 11:37 Lusk is offline

Lusk 10742

1: (can’t find me in a crowd)
1: [uses hands as microphone] (Phan is real.)
2: (I KNOW RIGHT. JESUS FINALLY.)
1: There they are.

wat was dit ookalweer

14 okt 2015 - 11:47 Gibbs is offline

Gibbs 26867

Ik doe even een gokje voor hoe het zou gaan als ik Marleen kwijt zou zijn en moest roepen. :Y)

Me: [Can't find Marleen]
Me: [uses hand as megaphone] SONOFBOROMIR!
Marleen: HET IS SONOFGONDOR, JIJ GANDALFTHESEXY!
Me: There she is.

_O_

[ bericht aangepast op 14 okt 2015 - 11:47 ]

• It is often the biggest smile, that is hiding the saddest heart. •

14 okt 2015 - 11:51 Square is offline

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Keates schreef:
Ik doe even een gokje voor hoe het zou gaan als ik Marleen kwijt zou zijn en moest roepen.

Me: [Can't find Marleen]
Me: [uses hand as megaphone] SONOFBOROMIR!
Marleen: HET IS SONOFGONDOR, JIJ GANDALFTHESEXY!
Me: There she is.

Jep, dat klinkt erg waarheidsgetrouw. (krul)

"Just words." "But good words. That's where ideas begin." - Star Trek, The Wrath of Khan

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