''jezus chrizt im nat gai'' i mumble n i enter my room only to see neil n leeim laying neked on mi bed.
''GUIZE IM NUT GAI'' i scream
''u sure?'' neil whispers
''YES IM FAKING SURE. IM AZ STRAIGHT AZ LEEIMS PENIS WHEN HEZ NUT LOOKING AT U!!!'' i scream
''well wen im nat lukin at neil im luking at u so mi penis iznt always straight.'' leeim smirks.
''WAT DA FAK. I HAV PERRY OKAI!''
''wi killed hur'' dey say
''wat''
''wi killed hur yesterday''
i jumped on them and started punching them ''U MATHA FAKAS NEED JEZUS''
''ZEN CALM DOWN'' leeim sais as neil ties me up on the bed
''hey vas happenin hir?'' hairy says as he walks in lewis following closely
''HAY DAS MY LINE N DEY KILLED PERRY''
He cannot pass by without touching and moving and shaping and changing every thing, every boy-city, in his path.