Da fuq did i just read ... - Stamcafé

Ik was een beetje bored op internet toen ik deze site tegen kwam over Nederland. Da fuq why am i reading this shit dus hier is how to deal with Dutch people:
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-81004.html

Here is something I was sent by a Dutchman.
Being part dutch myself, I can tell you it is 100% true! Enjoy...

[ bericht aangepast op 28 mei 2012 - 17:27 ]

Shoganai i ne~

Alucard schreef:

Yoda schreef:
I am laughing so hard right now.. x'D
Het klopt niet echt, maar het is wel grappig.

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

Flemish schreef:
A Dutch person is a Hollander or a Nederlander. Als Vlaming voel me buitengesloten
(3) Don’t ever try to eat ‘drop’. So true.
Mhaha! Hilarisch!

Enkele puntjes deden me aan dit filmpje denken:

Morgenstern schreef:
(4) Don’t buy wooden shoes.
They will look completely ridiculous. Which is the reason they will try to sell them to you. A Hollander himself would not want to be found dead wearing them.
(Preferably a Hollander doesn’t want to be found dead at all).

"Since you’re a foreigner, you can never be right.
You agree with him, therefore he couldn’t be right.
Impossible. He’s a Hollander.
But…then…he…
Now is the time to take a step back and observe how the Hollander will try to strangle himself with a tulip.”

Haha ik zag het al voor me

The best feeling in the world is when you look at him, and he’s already staring.