14 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale

1. GET. FOOD.IN. HER. HAIR. (breaking dawn)
2. Ask her if Jasper and her are supposed to be twins, why is he better looking?
3. Walk in on her and emmett then sit between them and start reading a bedtime story.
4. Tell her stupid blonde jokes.
5. Tell her Jacob has a tattoo of her face on his butt.
6. Tell her Jacob has imprinted on her.
7. Drop her off at La Push.
8. tell her its so much cooler being a human than a vampire.
9. Tell Emmett that Rosalie had plastic surgery when she was human.
10. Play “I’m a Barbie girl” every time she’s in the room
11. Put animal blood in her bed and scream “OMG ROSALIE HAD HER FIRST PERIOD! YAY!” and then run like hell
12. Paint her car Pink and give her a bumper sticker that says I’M PLASTIC AND FANTASTIC!
13. Cover yourself in ketchup and lay on the ground without breathing, then when she comes back yell “LOOK I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD! YAY I’M A VAMPIRE TOO!” and then once more run like hell
14. Tell Jacob to get a collar and put it on Rose saying she’s a golden retriever