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True this:
- Don't ask me to stop loving One Direction because it would be like asking me to stop breathing.
-Zayn's tweets inspire me. Liam's tweets give me hope. Louis tweets make me laugh. Harry's tweets confuse me. Niall's tweets make me hungry.
-Every Directioner but me: "I got a hug, autograph, and a picture from the boys." Me: "The boys said a vowel in my name in a video."
-I have one particular talent which is knowing One Direction more than I know myself.
-When I'm 45 and unemployed still sitting on my laptop in my bedroom living with my parents, I'll blame One Direction.
-Romeo and Juliet? Bitch please, Larry is the best romance of all times
-Some Directioners haven't met 1D, been noticed by them or been to their concerts or signings. But did they leave the fandom? Nope.
-That moment when One Direction posters are staring at you while you're getting naked.
-Me: "So Niall, enjoying the dinner?" Niall: "....." Mom: "Take your poster off the table."
-That awkward moment when someone tries to make you angry by One Direction are gay. And I'm like haha, I already knew that.
-*Harry singing Torn* Me: "Harry, feel free to lay naked on my floor at any time."
-Hating on Liam is the equivalent of slapping a puppy.
-Spending my teenage years supporting 5 flawless homosexuals. I REGRET NOTHING.
-Small world? Not small enough for me to meet One Direction obviously.
-Zayn Loves Dogs, Harry Loves Cats, Louis Loves Pigeons, Liam Loves Turtles And Niall Loves... To Eat Chicken.
-Normal people: "Simon Cowell is a bit rude....." Directioner: "OMFG. UNCLE SIMON!!!! YOU MADE MY LIFE COMPLETE. LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!"
-Miley is not a slut. Justin is not a girl. Selena is not fake. Demi is not fat. One Direction is gay.
-Person: I love One Direction , except Niall and Liam. *1 hour later* Police: So she fell down the stairs? Me: Yeah...she did.
-You know who is a great directioner, supporter, who the boys love, and who deserves to meet One Direction? Read the first word again..
-You call yourself a directioner? You don't even get why Katy Perry's so important!
-Dear Santa, this Christmas, i want One Direction. If that's too expensive, you don't need to put clothes on them
-Liam isn't coming on a white horse for me, he's coming on a turtle. That's why he's taking so long.
-You're not a Directioner if you have a favourite." CORRECTION: You're not a Directioner if you have a LEAST favourite, there is always that one member that you fall into actual love with.
-Hi, I'm the sun and i'm jealous of One Direction, cause they're hotter than me.
-Braces didn't make Niall hot. NIALL made braces hot.
-Me: "Mum! i kissed Zayn in the rain!" Mum: "If your poster is wet, i'm not buying you another one.okay?"
-Friend: "All you do is talk about One Direction. Stop." Me: "All you do is breathe. Stop."
-No one is allowed to insult One Direction except Directioners.
-Dear male population, learn about Liam Payne. Study Liam Payne. Be Liam Payne. Girls would probably love you more
-Fair to say One Direction have messed up many teenage girl's sleeping pattern's worldwide.
-Dear One Direction Haters, roses are red, violets are blue, God gave 1D talent, what the fuck did he give you?"
-How One Direction is gay, bt isn't gay, but actually is gay
-Explaining how One Direction are gay.. But not gay gay is like explaining what water tastes like...it's impossible.
-Obama's kids got to meet Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, and got 4th row to a One Direction concert. OBAMA ADOPT ME.
-You wanna hear a joke about Harry's penis? Nevermind it's to long.
-The things I would to do these boys are not legal.
-"Niall is my least favourite member of the band" Well you are now my least favourite member of the world's population.
-The One Direction fandom: The only fandom that wish their idols were gay together
-Harry's penis: loading~ ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 99% *FAILED* Error. File is too big.
-I want to die before One Direction do, because I couldn't handle the pain of losing them.
-Eleanor: "I'm a model" Danielle: "I'm a dancer" Perrie: "I'm a singer" Me: "I'm a potato" Niall: "I'm dating you!"
-I met a member of One Direction once. I saw him on the street and he got scared and flew away when I screamed "KEVIN?!?!?!
-To you, One Direction is just a boy band. To Directioners, they're 5 homosexual sex gods who came down from heaven to kill their ovaries

- Yeah, I'm a proud Belgian Directioner

Red like the color of Love

Pink like a raspberry ice cream

Orange like a sunset

Yellow like a canary bird

Green like my allstars

Dark green like a forest

Blue like the summer sky

Dark blue like the deepest ocean

Purple like beautiful flower

Brown like a monkey

Black like the night

Grey like the gray sky