Chat with a stranger 4 - Stamcafé

Vorige was vol, hier kan je met vreemde mensen praten.
Omegle
Ken woord voor Quizlet is Bob.
asl= age sex location

[ bericht aangepast op 15 mei 2011 - 16:41 ]

It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

Tuala schreef:
Hij vraagt of ik mijn 'vows' al geschreven heb. Wat zijn vows? xd

I didn't trip! I just simply gave the floor a hug! We haven't seen each other in a while!

Supposed schreef:
Stranger: hii
Stranger: i am looking for horny girls
You: I'm kinda horny
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ru there
You: 75-female-Brazil? I do't know!
Stranger: ur 75
You: Jeah, i'm 75
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You can't not look cool with a crossbow.

You: Hi, (':
Stranger: hey :}
Stranger: there
Stranger: 17 female im croatia
Stranger: asl?
You: 71-female-Itali? I don't know..
Stranger: how r u?
You: Good, and you?
Stranger: whats ur Name?
You: I'm only, will you mary me?
Stranger: here Steffie
Stranger: nic to meet you
You: I sit here crying because i'm lonly, please marry me!
Stranger: want to cam? im lonely
You: No not cam! Just marrie me!
Stranger: here its my profile
Stranger: onprofiles.com/id=lu7F
You: I don't wanna have your profile, just marrie me!
Stranger: you can add me theree
Stranger: my id there Steffiekopfy
You: I always know blondes are stupid!
You: Just marrie me
You: It's al what i ask!
You: ?
You: Steffie stupidwife, will you marie me?
You: Hello?
You: I don't wanna be lonly!
You: Marry me!
You: Come on , say something bitch!
You: You are scard from a ols wife from 71?
You: Oh Gosh, where i am?

Dat van die blonde meen ik niet echt!

Midland schreef:
(...)
Geloften

Normality is a paved road: it's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.

You: i, (':
You: asl?
You: a
You: s
You: l
You: ?
You: Age - Sex - Location - ?
Stranger: You are one annoying either robot, or person.
Stranger: American Sign Language?
You: Than say something!
You: Bitch!
Stranger: I can't.
Stranger: I can only type.
You: Come on, how stupid can be a person?
Stranger: You'd be surprised.
You: Why?
Stranger: They get pretty stupid
Stranger: Like, asking why was stupid to me.
You: Go fuck your mother, stupid guy!
Stranger: Doesn't common sense give you enough knowledge to know that if I said you'd be surprised to look at my previous statement to recall what I wa talking about: stupid people.
You: Damn, why nobody want marrie me?
Stranger: And I'm a female, btw.
You: Me to!
Stranger: too*.
You: How old?
Stranger: 18.
You: I'm 81!
You: Haha, i'm older than you!
Stranger: How convinent.
You: So also smarter!
You: Mhuaaaahahahahhaa
Stranger: Seem to be holding to that ideal well.
Stranger: How's the fucked up laugh going?
You: Ehm, good?
You: bcjbdfsdfghsxfmsdi
Stranger: That's definitely intelligent alright.
You: I know

Ik ben er mee gestopt.

It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

You: Hello, is Bob over there?
Stranger: yeah, he is eating all the cheetos
You: Ahw he's being mean, right?
You: he's kind of mad at me, so guess that's why he's eating all your cheetos. sorry
Stranger: what did u do to him this time
Stranger: did u rape him again!!
You: Ohw no, thank god, no didn't do that
You: I stole his homework and hand it in as it was mine..
Stranger: well something else is wrong with him cuz now hes crying in the corner in the fetal position eating chocolate
You: Oh I know, I think his mom was mad at him for not handing in his homework, which is my fault, 'cause I stole it.. I hate his mom
Stranger: he doesnt have a mom, she got eaten by a giant spider last year remember?
You: Oh right, yeah, stupid me
You: so who are you again, as you see, I forget things very fast
Stranger: im the spider
You: Oeh sexy
Stranger: ikr
You: ikr?
Stranger: i know right
You: of course
You: well you must know I'm actually a Lion, so yeah it's gonna be tough to meet you..
Stranger: well spider and lion that would make a cute story
You: hmm, kind of a fairytale, yeah that could be cute

[ bericht aangepast op 15 mei 2011 - 18:49 ]

It ain't broke, so don't fix it.

ik had 2x dezelfde gast...
was wel leuk.

Keep calm, fake a smile and move on

ik had 2 keer een bot
ik d8 tenminste dat het een bot was

Ohh, das tof (:

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. ~ Ben Stein

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hai
Stranger: hi.
You: Bob
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video or send us feedback

Nieuw;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey
Stranger: hellooo
Stranger: there
You: i'm bob
Stranger: 17 girl slovenia
Stranger: u?
You: bob - 23 - austrilia
Stranger: how are u?
You: good you?
Stranger: whats ur Name?
You: bob
Stranger: here Melissa
Stranger: nice to meet uu
You:
You: You 2
Stranger: ii am alone want to cam?
You: no
Stranger: my name Melissabackson


Ik verzin maar wat

Stranger: Heyy, ask me anything; 5 questions & I’ll answer them honestly!
You: Are u bob?
Stranger: yes, are you jpe?
You: Nope
You: Is your favourite color yellow?
Stranger: yes
You: If u are bob, what's your name?
Stranger: Bob?
You: Too bad..
You: Do you live under a bridge?
Stranger: Yes, as a matter of fact I do?
You: You do? Awesome, I always wanted to know how it feels like! Do you like to live under a bridge?
You: Aren't you gonna answer it ):
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

Dit vond ik toch wel crazy:

Stranger: 19/F/USA - Looking for lesbian
You: Hai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dit is verslavend ik had weer dezelfde)

You: Hi
Stranger: 19/F/USA - Looking for lesbian
You: Right
You: again
You: i'm a lesbian