• Omdat ik Omegle sinds gisteren helemaal geweldig vind, kan je hier je grappige gesprekken posten.

    (Omegle.com is een site waar je met mensen vanover de hele wereld kan praten.)

    http://www.omegle.com

    ASL betekend: Age, Sex, Location. (Leeftijd, geslacht, locatie)

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    Let the Night embrace you

    You: Hi
    You: Where you from?
    You: Belgium?
    You: Netherland?
    You: Haha,
    You: Dude,
    You: Answer ;'D
    Stranger: You type a lot
    Stranger: Relax
    Stranger: You a woman?
    You: Yes
    You: You?
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: M-a-n
    Stranger: And I'm USA
    You: Oh, ;D
    You: How r u?
    Stranger: Sick under a blanket, but otherwise good.
    Stranger: You?
    You: Good.
    Stranger: Anyway, I'm Ruben. Nice to meet you.
    You: I'm Emilie. Nice to meet you to ;D
    Stranger: Funky way to spel it
    Stranger: How old are you miss emiliee
    You: Emilie is the French way to spel it. ;D
    You: I'm 12 :'D
    You: You?
    Stranger: oi
    Stranger: 12
    Stranger: cool well my friends are here, we're gonna play some pokemon
    Stranger: ttyl

    Haha. :'D

    [ bericht aangepast op 7 maart 2010 - 21:32 ]


    Only losers can act the way you do

    Haha, ik heb iemand toegevoegd van China ;D


    You don't run, not when you're with us. You stand your ground and fight.

    LOL!
    You type a lot. :'D


    I live for the applause, you will die for it.

    Ik ben met een aardige Amerikaan aan het praten, die Sean heet, en zijn sleutelbeen gebroken heeft :3


    Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl
    You: 19,f,dutch
    You: you?
    Stranger: 19/f/usa
    Stranger: u straight/lesb/bi
    You: straight
    Stranger: u sure?
    You: lol pretty sure yes:P
    Stranger: aww man

    Stranger: Hii roxybabey@hotmail.co.uk is my msn addie im not a pedo thanks if you add me im 18 f uk and my name is roxy :) thanks
    Stranger: please add me :)
    You: I don't have msn
    You: sorry
    Stranger: i SWEAR IM NOT PEDO FILE AND I AINT LIEING


    omg?

    [ bericht aangepast op 7 maart 2010 - 21:46 ]


    Hope goes lost but never dies.

    Haha, jongeh, ik was met een psycholoog aan het praten. :'D

    Stranger: I'm here to help. What are the stressors in your life
    You: Haha :'D
    You: School
    Stranger: I assume that its either a social problem or a work problem or possible both, am I correct?
    You: Work problem. I have much to do with the examens in visibility
    You: But wtf are you? A psychologist?
    Stranger: Yes actually, I am
    You: Nice. ;D
    You: Is it a nice job?
    Stranger: It is, but it drains me to the point of where I just want to sleep most days. alot of peoples problems get thrown into my lap, but I enjoy helping others
    You: I think, I can't be a psychologist. Probably I at the people their problems. ;x
    You: *Probably I laugh at the people their problems
    Stranger: one moment please
    You: Ok
    Stranger: Alright im back. Had to grab my bong.
    You: I know it is'nt fair, but you know? I laugh very much. And I can't be serious, that's why I must be laughing. But the patients going to think that I'm laughing whit them, but it is'nt. Anywas,
    You: *Anyways
    You: It was never my plan to being a psychologist
    Stranger: I understand, its just your sense of humor. I used to laugh to, but then I finally realized the reason their coming to me is for help.
    Stranger: but some peoples problems just make me cringe.
    Stranger: I had a patient once who was molested as a little girl and in her adult form took on pedophillia as well.
    Stranger: She admitted to have done several sexual acts with teenage boys she had babysitted
    You: o.o
    You: That's awfull. ;o
    You: Sorry if you don't understand what I'm saying. English is'nt very good by me.
    Stranger: yes, yes it is. She didnt mean it in the way that she just wanted to use them. But she really had, she just wanted to be touched in a loving way, not forcefully.
    Stranger: Its alright, no worries
    Stranger: Well, I shall talk to you another time hopefully. Live long and prosper.


    Only losers can act the way you do

    Icetea schreef:
    Mijn stranger komt uit Schotland o.o

    Onee, mag ik hem hebben?
    Ik hou van Schotland!!!! ;o


    Where there is a sea there are pirates...

    Hahaha, ik praat met iemand uit Pakistan die erg gelovig is :p

    Stranger: hindus are the greatest sinners
    Stranger: they worship stones
    You: do they?
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: they all go to hell
    You: and where do you think I'll go to once I die?
    Stranger: if u follow isam i can pray for u to go to heaven
    Stranger: otherwise i am forbidden to pray for u

    [ bericht aangepast op 7 maart 2010 - 21:49 ]


    If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

    Thanks to Pestkop, heb ik dit gedaan:

    You: I'm here to help. What are the stressors in your life?
    Stranger: i'm a man
    You: Owh.
    Stranger: ?
    You: You know, you can change your gender now..
    You: If that's a stressor in your life.
    You: Being a man.
    Stranger: crazy ass hole


    Toen was hij weg x'D


    Where there is a sea there are pirates...

    omg daar moet je bang voor zijn:P, als je zegt dat je niet gelovig bent gaat ie proberen je te bekeren:P

    Haha, dit is grappig xD

    Stranger: and dont eat pork
    Stranger: :)
    You: I'll see about that if you don't mind :p
    Stranger: no u shudnt eat
    Stranger: eat cakes instead
    Stranger: byee
    You: but you'll grow fat faster when you eat cakes :p
    Stranger: :)
    Stranger: but pork is forbidden


    If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

    Ghehehe. Ik heb nu een dokter uit India.


    Hope goes lost but never dies.

    You: hai
    Stranger: wanna c my dick?
    You: yeh forsure
    Stranger: horny f?

    HAHAHAHAH


    your eyes are like stars in the night.

    Icetea schreef:
    Ghehehe. Ik heb nu een dokter uit India.
    Heet hij Sandy? :p


    If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.