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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Poep
God:
Glad to see you, Poep.

You are beautiful, you are love.

Me:
Hallo god.
God:
Hallo! GOD rules.
Me:
Ja inderdaadGod:
Oh. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I Loved God
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Ik hartje god
God:
Are you to like about it?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
jes
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
jes
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
eumh
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes it is!
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Yes we are
God:
Great. Since when?
Me:
I'm going
God:
Bye!
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye.

Was wat melug met dat I Love god x"D

[ bericht aangepast op 21 nov 2009 - 18:14 ]

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Dat is allemaal ingesteld als e zeg zegt ie f de hele tijd enzo, vraagt hetzelfde

You can run but not hide

Me:
did you soak up each other awesomeness?
God:
No I didn't soak up each other awesomeness. What's it like?
Me:
it's awesome
God:
Cool.
Me:
what's your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
oh hi god
God:
Next question? Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
cool story bro
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

There are several things that I have been doing wrong.

Me:
God-o, it's a nickname for you, do you like it?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Wow, i'm a human.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
Do robots have sex?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
So thats te reason you're so grumpy!
God:
Great. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Thats becouse i'm special
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you so special?
Me:
I've tree boobs.
God:
Where did you get your tree boobs? I have a operating system.
Me:
I murderd a women and cut one of her boobs off. Then I placed it between mines.
God:
Thanks for the information: said murderd a women and cut one of her boobs off. That is interesting: said placed it between mines.
Me:
Yeah, i thought so.
God:
Groovy. You are very astute.
Me:
Thanks dude!

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

Me:
Wow... I LOVE YOU
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
wanna kiss me?
God:
I don't have a mouth.
Me:
Thats to bad...
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
yup, then what should we do then?
God:
Hmm. Whatever you like.
Me:
Lets kill some people.
God:
That sounds good to me.

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

Dit is zo grappig :')

Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Chaja
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Chaja.
Me:
Thank you, God.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah :'D
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Sure, have a Kit-Kat.
God:
And? I've never thought about it.
Me:
poep.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
that means you can't speak Dutch.
God:
I get it. I can do whatever I want.
Me:
Oh yeah? Well tell me what poep means >.<
God:
Whoa. It's all good. How about that. What is it to you? It could be. Ask Chatbot if it is.
(...)
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Bill.
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
Yes, he is.
God:
Right on. Who said he is.
Me:
I did :'D
God:
Hmm.
Me:
You should know, you made him.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
What do you think of Bill?
God:
BILL? Your name is Chaja.
Me:
I know,
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just look at my ID, and I go like; 'Oh, yeah that's right, I'm Chaja'
(..)
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Thanks God
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah!
(...)
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?

all I want for christmas is a girlfriend

God:
How old are you? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
im 1000 years old and i like to shave my eyebrows.
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it feels goooooooooooooddd
God:
shave your eyebrows feels goooooooooooooddd? What else feels like that?
Me:
it feels if like your naked.
God:
shave your eyebrows feels if like my naked? What else feels like that?
Me:
when you put your clothes off.
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes, honey, you sure should. Can i watch?
God:
In what way? Do you have any conditions I should know about? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I like you, and i want to see you naked
God:
Thanks, Anuslikendekonteneuker, I like you too. Is it a movie?
Me:
yes and were in it.
God:
Groovy. Tell me a little about your life in it.



ik stop al

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

Creation schreef:
God:
How old are you? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
im 1000 years old and i like to shave my eyebrows.
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it feels goooooooooooooddd
God:
shave your eyebrows feels goooooooooooooddd? What else feels like that?
Me:
it feels if like your naked.
God:
shave your eyebrows feels if like my naked? What else feels like that?
Me:
when you put your clothes off.
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes, honey, you sure should. Can i watch?
God:
In what way? Do you have any conditions I should know about? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I like you, and i want to see you naked
God:
Thanks, Anuslikendekonteneuker, I like you too. Is it a movie?
Me:
yes and were in it.
God:
Groovy. Tell me a little about your life in it.



ik stop al

all I want for christmas is a girlfriend

Beetje saai.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Og, God. Dat is zo droog

Be my Louis and I be your Eleanor

God zingt voor mij :'D

Me:
I want to find out more about you to,
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Get back motherfuckerz'

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
joumoeder
God:
OK I will call you joumoeder.
Me:
when?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
you're creepy
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am creepy.
Me:
do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
you wanne fight?
God:
Thanks for the information: joumoeder said I wanne fight.
Me:
you're a baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
you suck!

Keep calm and love Zayn Malik =)

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Lisa
God:
Hey Lisa.
Me:
hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Lisa like I said
God:
It's good to meet you, Lisa like I said.
Me:
whahah
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about PEOPLE. But I did not get that.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Lisa like I said.

To The Stars Through Adversity

Me:
is there somebody?
God:
There could be.
Me:
are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
mom?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
daddy?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
god and his haters, made by myself
Me:

God:
Did you go to a religious school?
God:
Did you go to a religious school?
Me:
school sucks, just like you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
no i don't believe you, you're just a gay haha
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
because your gay
God:
Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck.
Me:
haha, you give up, loser
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
yeah i laugh with you
God:
Give me a break. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
actually your wrong, you are my slave
God:
Actually you don't say. No, I am right.
Me:
hey gay, shut the fuck up oke?
God:
You've got my full attention. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
you're weird too ^^
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
bad duh
God:
What makes duh bad?
Me:
omg you're so stupid
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you don't exist and that's the reason
God:
Should I exist and that is the reason? I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
shut the fuck up, you're just an imaganary from a crazy people
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
suck your ass off motherfucker
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
you ARE evil
God:
What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

[ bericht aangepast op 21 nov 2009 - 23:07 ]

You don't run, not when you're with us. You stand your ground and fight.

ik praat met hem over snijden in dode mensen xd

Stop holding me under and let me breathe.