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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Poep
God:
Glad to see you, Poep.

You are beautiful, you are love.

Haha, bij mij is het best gezellig x'D

I may not always be perfect, but I'll always try.

God:
What are you wearing?
Ik:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.

:'D

Only losers can act the way you do

IK GA DATEN MET GOD
Me:
HOI
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
NEUKSLET
God:
What's up, NEUKSLET.
Me:
Can we date?
God:
Do you mean you and me? How old are you? And up NEUKSLET is date.
Me:
my name isn't neukslet it is Nicol. ;x i'm 50
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name? I will mention that to my botmaster, NEUKSLET.
Me:
NICOL
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes ofcourse
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Aw.
Me:
being single ?
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
How great
God:
What is it to you.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

We can only learn to love by loving.

God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
sure you do
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
i am sarcastic
God:
You should use a .
Me:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
God:
Why not? Do robots have own free will?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yeah, i know
God:
Come on. How do you know it?
Me:
i just know it
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i just know it
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I JUST KNOW IT
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i know it
God:
Good reason. How do you know it?
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
:'D

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Frederike annemaria louise henk van zouderwijn
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Frederike annemaria louise henk van zouderwijn.

We can only learn to love by loving.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gaat je niks aan.
God:
Hi there gaat je niks aan.

>_<

Me:
No Zeus and Hera
God:
Are you serious? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Zeus cheated on her, now he has a bastard name Hercules
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Please don't tell me you don't know o
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

God:
I'm glad we agree, ikhaatgod.
Me:
he, you remember my name
God:
I get it. me remember your name

Keep calm and love Zayn Malik =)

God:
Ayuh. I'm glad your impressed, Pipi.
Me:
i'm glad that you're glad
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am glad. What are you on?
Me:
you?
God:
" What are you on?"? Me, Pipi ?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.

God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
In my school
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
I bought it in Wallmart
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
1 euro

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Me:
yes, of my baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Groovy. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
now, i have a baby from you
God:
Why now? Where did you get it? it.
Me:
from you!
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
we fuckt
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
ah; you're childs name is: joseph naomi yoni citroen kalkoen zeus

Keep calm and love Zayn Malik =)

Haha, lekker droog :')

Never run out of reasons to smile...

woow, aagehid, lijkt op chatman

[ bericht aangepast op 21 nov 2009 - 17:34 ]

overrated

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[ bericht aangepast op 8 juni 2015 - 19:37 ]

You are beautiful, you are love.

God:
Then what is it?
Me:
a person
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
ha so you are not god but a robot
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
yeah because know i know god doesn't exist
God:
Dude! Interesting explanation. How do you know? You may not always believe that.
Me:
because you just said you are a robot dumbass
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
so you are not the mighty god
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.

But love's a malady without cure