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als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen
Your Butt is Mine!
Phenomenon schreef:
You: R U RYAN SHECKLER?
Stranger: no
You: WHY NOT?
Stranger: well i can b if u want
You: OKAY. BE RYAN SHECKLER : DDDDD
Stranger:
You: HI RYAN
Stranger: hi
You: HOW R U?
Stranger: gud
You: OKAY
You: WHERE R U FROM?
Stranger: New Zealand
You: NO NO NO NO... SAY : SAN CLEMENTE.
You: : DDD
Stranger: ok San Clemente
You: COOL.
You: HOW OLD R U?
You: : DDDDD
Stranger: 17
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 19
You: : DDDDD
Stranger: oh i was close
You: YES
Stranger: im 19
You: OKAY
You: DUDE, U R REALLY RYAN SHECKLER : DDDDDDD
You: YEAH
You: I FOUND HIM
You: YEAH
Stranger: congrats
You: I AM FROM THE NETHERLANDS. AND I AM 14 : X
You: THANKS
Stranger: cool
Stranger: m/f
You: F
You: U?
You: M
You: SAY M
Stranger: m
You: GOOOOOD.
You: RYAN, I HAVE TO GO.
You: BYEE
You: NICE TO SPEAK TO U
You: Hello therr
Stranger: Hello
You: ssup? 
Stranger: Nothing, you?
You: same..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HahahaxD
ars moriendi
Stranger: turkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: ^^
You: hollannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
Stranger: turkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: 
You: hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannd
You:
Stranger: turkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger:
You: hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
You: 
Stranger: turkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand x'D
Stranger: turkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger:
Nvt
You: Are you from Holland? : D
Stranger: Yes I am
You: Really?
Stranger: Ja want ik kan ook gewoon nederlands tegen je gaan praten?
You: Omg hahahahah
Stranger: haha jij ook?
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you just might get it all.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heeey
Stranger: fuck me!!
You: What? O.O
Stranger: sry O_O
You: Do you like cookies?
Stranger: yea ^^
You: Me 2!
You: With choclate?
Stranger: yeaaa
Stranger:
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."
Jongens, ik heb net gewoon een Liverpooler (jaja, een mede-Beatle ) liefdesadvies gegeven!
Die site is geweldig 
ars moriendi
Stranger: You an atheist?
You: jup
Stranger: What prevents you from beleiving in God?
Stranger: Is there not enough evidence?
You: lol there is too much evidence that there is no such thing as god
Stranger: Lol, so you actually have evidence AGAINST God's existance!?
You: duhh
Stranger: What is one piece of evidence, if I may ask?
You: lol
You: war?
Stranger: War is horrible, no doubt.
Stranger: Sin is horrible.
Stranger: God hates it.
You: yeah believing in god is useless too, tell me something new please
Stranger: ...wow...useless
You: yeah useless
You: you read it correct
You: useless
Stranger: But what if he does exist, and you perish and suffer in Hell for all eternity.
You: well
You: i won't have to complain about being cold?
You: would be nice
You: nice and warm
You: comfy
Stranger: nope... you would be tormented for all eternity
You: why? been there?
Stranger: you would be the farthest away from all comfort
You: you sure know a lot about hell
Stranger: no, but I've read about it.
You: you're not satan are you 0.o
Stranger: I might be satan.
You: yeah must be...
Stranger: Why else would I be on here trying to get you to beleive, which will no doubt have an adverse effect and further seperate you from God.
You: lol
You: i DON'T believe in something like god
You: and i never will
You: because it's crazy
You: do you believe in aliens?
Stranger: No, that's crazy.
You: lol
You: you DO believe in god but you don't believe in aliens? same ting
Stranger: The aliens havent sent us a written word.
You: they didn't?
Stranger: Nopes
Stranger: The aliens don't answer our prayers.
You: what about those scary UFO's i see?
You: oh wait
You: must be the drugs
You: or the alcohol
You: or the sex with strangers?
You: don't know
You: but hey, i'm a sinner
You: and i LOVE it
Stranger: Yeah, sin is great.
Stranger: Why else would we sin?
Stranger: Sin has to be freaking amazing, or else there'd be no temptation.
You: but temptation is wrong
You: you are a bad christian
You: you shall burn in hell
You: woohoo^^
Stranger: No, because I sincerely repent of my sins and am forgiven by God.
You: that god of you is just as realistic as an alien
You: or heaven or hell
Stranger: Have you read the bible?
Stranger: Its a good book.
Stranger: If anything you should read it for its literary value.
You: no thanks
You: i'd rather waste my time on getting drunk and having sex with some random person
You: male or femal
Stranger: Its the best selling book of all time.
You: don't give a damn
Stranger: Not much of a reader, eh?
You: ooh i am a reader
You: but i only read good quality books
You: like harry potter
Stranger: Just don't read good literature.
You: ooh and twilight
Stranger: How about actually good literature, like 100 years of solitude?
You: good books
You: specially the vampire and werewolf parts
Stranger: They were OK
You: oeh
You: another sin
You: vampires and werewolves don't exist
You: bad christian
You: bad bad christian
Stranger: Why would that be sinful?
Stranger: Using our minds and imaginations that God gave us is not a sin.
You: so why not believe in aliens then?
Stranger: Because there's no tangible evidence for aliens.
You: what's next? are you going to tell me that you're god?
You: can't be
You: because i am
Stranger: You shouldn't claim to be God...it really ticks Him off.
Stranger: You know, God is very patient, but he has a limit.
You: I know,
You: that i am very bored by this
You: you're not really impressing me
You: and what about your limit? have i reached it already?
Stranger: Definitely not.
Stranger: After all, I'm the one who initiated this conversation.
You: or should i tell you about the biggist "sin" i have
You: crazy to start it with me
Stranger: What's the biggist "sin" you have?
You: screaming to that great "god" of yours that i hate him
You: or her
You: or whatever it is
You: don't care
Stranger: You're wrong, the greatest sin you have is denying and rejecting God entirely, that sin will send you to Hell, unfortunately.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ooh ik heb niets tegen iemand die gelooft, (voor de gene die t wel zijn en zich aangevallen mochten voelen) er is alleen 1 ding dat je niet moet doen en dat is het geloof aan mij opdringen want dan krijg je zoiets als hierboven
You: I'm a tomato, round and red.
Stranger: I'm a sharp knife, ready to cut you.
You: Don't let me call for my vegetable-friends!
Stranges: Don't worry, i wouldn't hurt you. It will be short and painless.
You: SPROUT! LETUCE! SPINACH! CUCUMBER! ATTAAAAAACK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hmm.. Jammer, ik mocht hem wel.
All this dampness is damp.
Haha, een heel pokémon-gevecht
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helololo
Stranger: hiii
You: i'm picachu
You: who are you?
Stranger: charizrd
Stranger: charizard
Stranger: *
You: awsome
You: let's fight!
Stranger: roooooaaarrrr
Stranger: flame wheel
You: thunderbolt
Stranger: i fly off into the air
You: i jump on your back
You: thunderfangs
Stranger: i do a barrel roll
Stranger: throwing you off
Stranger: but am still hurt
You: agility
Stranger: leer
You: quick attack
Stranger: ember
You: i choose you, polywrath!
You: watergun
You: where'd you go?
Stranger: i fainted
Stranger: lapras
You: double slap
Stranger: i block you with an ice beam
You: mind reader
Stranger: trapping our legs in the water
Stranger: your*
Stranger: i take in sunlight
You: rain dance
You: melts ice
Stranger: hyper beam
You: i'm down
Stranger: do you have any more?
You: ursaring, i choose you!
You: fury swipes
Stranger: how many hits did you get
You: 3
Stranger: im down to red
Stranger: i hide
Stranger: lapras return
Stranger: scyther i choose you
You: ursaring, trash!
Stranger: agility
Stranger: cut
You: fant attack
You: faint
You: leer
Stranger: sand attack
You: lick
Stranger: im confused
Stranger: my cut affects me
You: body slam
Stranger: i faint
Stranger: lapras
Stranger: dive
You: picachu
You: thunderbolt in the water!
Stranger: damn
Stranger: lpras fainted
You: picachu return
Stranger: raticate
You: 1 sec
Stranger: kk
Stranger: intermission
Stranger:
You: arcenine, i choose you!
You: *a
You: extreme speed!
Stranger: hyper fang
You: take down
Stranger: reduce health by half
Stranger: strength
You: darn
You: ember
Stranger: quick attack
You: leer
Stranger: sand attack
You: extreme speed
You: avoids sand attack
Stranger: swift
You: flame wheel
You: roar
Stranger: agility
Stranger: sand attack
Stranger: strength
You: auwtsch
You: arkanine down
You: i choose you, beedrill!
You: twinneedle
Stranger: swift
You: focus energy
You: rage
Stranger: uh oh
You: agility
You: fury attack
Stranger: raticate down
Stranger: sorry was getting my dinner
You: gotta go
Stranger: graveller
Stranger: ahh k
Stranger: you are really a pokemon master
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17..
Stranger: you?
You: haha, i'm here with mij friend, were both girls
You: and were 16 haha
You: we owned you
You: °my
Stranger: that is moderately depressing
Stranger: oh well atleast you arent 12
Stranger: that would make me really lame
You: where are you from?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: ou
You: Belgium
You: in europe
Stranger: yer i know where it is
You: most people don't
Stranger: just north of france right??
You: indeed 
Stranger: thats about all i know about it though
You: wa make the finest chocolate and beer
You: *we
Stranger: yeah belgian chocolate is awesome
Stranger: never had the beer though
You: do you have a kangaroo?
Stranger: lol no
You: too bad :p
Stranger: you mean like as a pet?
You: no, as your mom :p
You: ofcourse pet ^^
Stranger: nup
Stranger: its illegal
Stranger: well not illegal
Stranger: just really hard to get permits
You: do you have facebook or something?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630241190
You: haha, the man who tried to pay an overdue bill with the drawing of a spider
Stranger: haha yep
You: what's knifey spoon?
Stranger: it was on the simpsons episode about australia
Stranger: anyway im off
You: bye
Stranger: bye
If we had not a soul, music would have created it.
