Chat with a stranger! 2 - Stamcafé

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edit:

als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen



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Tanya is de beste.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pandaa Poweerr Ö
Stranger: yea : D
You: Have you seen my owner?
Stranger: I AM UR OWNER
You: Billl <33
You: I've missed you Ö
Stranger: tokio hotel ?
You: Yeah
Stranger: do u like it
You: My father is the brother off the manger of Tokio hotel
You: i have to like them --'
Stranger: cool
You: You like them?
Stranger: sorry no
Stranger: ur age?
You: 153
You: *15

Mijn vader is de broer van de manger van Tokio Hotel mensen ^^

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We'll never be as young as we are tonight

Stranger: L?
You: BOO!
Stranger: sorry wrong goast
Stranger: are you casper?
Stranger: OMG ARE YOU MY GRANDPA?
You: YES I AM.
Stranger: ZOMFG!
You: SORRY FOR SCARING YOU! HOW ARE YOU MY GRANDSON?
Stranger: iam fine... i got rid of the body just like you told me too
Stranger: burned it then dumped the ashes in the river
You: Good, you did your job better than last time. When the police was able to dig it out.
Stranger: wait a minute... they let you use computers in hell?
You: Yes, they did. I think I'm behaving so bad that they allow me.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: where did you put the money?
You: In one of my drawers
Stranger: which one?
Stranger: grandma is getting wise
Stranger: i cant keep telling her ur on a buisness trip
Stranger: and what should i do about the snitch cop?
You: Maybe write a letter which I was supposed to write, explaining about my bussiness trip
Stranger: and what about the narc?
You: The narc... good question
You: You should get rid of it
Stranger: i cant very well shoot him... you didnt even leave the gun behind!
You: I'm sorry, go to Anthony (remember him?) Say that I told you to get a gun for your own 'safe'
Stranger: okay okay... only problem is that anthony was taken into custody about the robbery yesterday
Stranger: otherwise i wouldnt be asking advice from strangers on this site
Stranger: dont worry tho i'll figure it out... hopefully i wont be seeing you soon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


WHAHAHA

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If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: WHY?!
Stranger: Because you touch yourself at night
You: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FRED? WHY!!!
You: I DIDNT!
Stranger: Who the fuck is fred?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

WAAROM AAPT IEDEREEN MIJ NA MET FRED o.o

You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: eeeeeeeey
You: how are youuuuu
Stranger: I'm fineeeee
Stranger: and youuu
You: me toooooooooooo
Stranger: awsome!
You: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I'm hyper
Stranger: strawberries!!!!!!!!

Ik heb like iemand van daarop toegevoegt op mijn MSN, zou dat erg zijn?

WAAROM AAPT IEDEREEN MIJ NA MET FRED o.o

omdat mijn cavia zo heet.
ad jij ook fred ? ><

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The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

Ik heb like iemand van daarop toegevoegt op mijn MSN, zou dat erg zijn?

neh valt wel mee, als je maar niet teveel dingen echt (waarheid) zegt

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You can never wear to much black

You: Bill?
Stranger: Yes why?
Stranger: Remember that time when I was President?
You: Yes
Stranger: That totally rocked.
You: I loved that Ö
You: We want you back Ö
You: Dude, but you're Bill Kaulitz right?
Stranger: No, I certainly am not!
You: Woottt? Ö
Stranger: Well, got me. I am
You: But I only Love Bill Ö
Stranger: But don't tell anybody
You: Bill you still gay? ^^
Stranger: Yeah, life's a bitch.
Stranger: All those little girls wanting to touch me, crying out loud and stuff
You: Damm, Tom's looking for you Ö
Stranger: but all I want is really a big fat cock up my ass.
You: Yeah wel that does Feel good ^^
You: You still together with andie?
Stranger: No, we broke up.
You: Poor Andreas Ö
You: So now you're whit Saki i guess ^^
Stranger: Am I? I've lost control over all that

whuaaa x'D

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We'll never be as young as we are tonight

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neh valt wel mee, als je maar niet teveel dingen echt (waarheid) zegt

Ghehe, zal het onthouden. Als ie te ver gaat verwijder ik heb sowieso.

Ik heb like iemand van daarop toegevoegt op mijn MSN, zou dat erg zijn?

Ik heb een Canadees op msn

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"You move me, Kurt." ~ Blaine Anderson

Ik heb like iemand van daarop toegevoegt op mijn MSN, zou dat erg zijn?

Naah, heb ik ook gedaan, 2x. ^^
Jongen van 17 uit Engeland, James en nog een meisje van 15 uit Californië. :'D

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Ik heb een Canadees op msn

Ik heb een Zweed, Joakim van 16 jaar ^^

Omg, vieze naai. O.O
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Bob.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omg, vieze naai. O.O
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Bob.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahahaha

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You can never wear to much black