Chat with a stranger! - Stamcafé

Dat doe je hier.
En het is echt dé humor. :')
Wist je dat het sneeuwt in Canada?

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Stranger: Hello
You: Helleuw\
Stranger: Cool, I like french accent
Stranger: where r ya from?
You: Whaha I'm so not french I Hate french,because i suck in it at school
Stranger: oh, american
Stranger: ;P
You: ='] No Holland.

We can only learn to love by loving.

Maar mijn omegle, of hoe dat ding ook heet blokkeerd en wil niet meer mee ><

O HET HEET NIET SJAKA
maar giovanni =']
en het is 20

We can only learn to love by loving.

Mijn eerste ging weg toen ik zei dat ik uit Nederland kwam!Ô.o

En de 2de:
You: Hi!=]
Stranger: Howdy.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Fine! And you
You: ?
Stranger: Not too bad at all. Taking the day off work.
You: Nice!
You: So, where do you come from?
Stranger: United States, Illinois. You?
You: The Netherlands.=]
You: Helmond, but that says nothing to you!
Stranger: Haha!
Stranger: Illinois likely means nothing to you, either
Stranger: Except maybe that it's the state where Barack Obama was a senator.
You: I have Family in Florida, Boca Raton.
I have heard the name Illinois before, but I don't know nothing about it!
You: Excuse me if my Englisch is verry bad!
Stranger: Illinois is just big, empty plains of grass.
You: Sounds boring!=]
But, is it?
Stranger: That is okay. My English isn't very good either. They teach us bad English in America
Stranger: Most of it is boring!
Stranger: My town is fun, but it is not like most towns in this state
Stranger: But I used to live in New York City
Stranger: And I always miss it.
You: Thats stupid! My englisch is bad because, well, it just sucks!

Ghehe, ik mag hem/haar wel!

New York? I Know that! Ooh, can't you go back?

everything, in time

Stranger: I am you father
You: DAD!
You: I've been lokking for you for years!
Stranger: SON!
You: I'm a girl.
Stranger: a girl? OMG
Stranger: my little son is... A GIRL
You: I'm sprry
You: Srry
You: I was born in the wrong body ):
Stranger: oh, shit

Whahaha x]

Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helloww?
Stranger: hi
You: where are youfrom ^^?
Stranger: are you hurt
You: by what?
Stranger: you said oww
You: nooo
You: that's just
You: to say hi
Stranger: ah
You: ^^
Stranger: what are those
You: like, eyebrows,
Stranger: ah
You: and where are you from?
Stranger: i thought maybe tits
You: hehe noo
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you
You: netherlands
You: near germany
Stranger: averyone is from northern europe on here
You: i know
You: we're all on a.. forum?
You: you know that word?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh taht makes sense
You: okey, and well, there they put this link, so
You: that's wy
You: why
Stranger: so evryone is trying it
You: yes
You: its nice
You: and strange
You: but nice

Life is hard and then we die

Stranger: I am you father
You: DAD!
You: I've been lokking for you for years!
Stranger: SON!
You: I'm a girl.
Stranger: a girl? OMG
Stranger: my little son is... A GIRL
You: I'm sprry
You: Srry
You: I was born in the wrong body ):
Stranger: oh, shit

Whahaha x]

lol !!

Hated by many, confronted by none!

Ik raak er niet meer op ><

Stranger: I am you father
You: DAD!
You: I've been lokking for you for years!
Stranger: SON!
You: I'm a girl.
Stranger: a girl? OMG
Stranger: my little son is... A GIRL
You: I'm sprry
You: Srry
You: I was born in the wrong body ):
Stranger: oh, shit

Whahaha x]

We can only learn to love by loving.

mijne is vet gezellig :')

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damn hij moet weg X_x ik mis hem nu al

We can only learn to love by loving.

Mijn 'stranger' is echt coowl :')

Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right

Mijn nieuwe suckt nu alX_x die begint met yo bitch

We can only learn to love by loving.

weet iemand in godsnaam wat 'orkut' is? :')

Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right