Star Signs as Eurovision Stereotypes
Aries:Weirdly sexual backup dancers in unitards
Taurus:Ironic song choice, given your countrys situation and actions this past year
Gemini:Sexy traditional costume
Cancer:A sudden attack of Romanian vampires
Leo:The traditionally disappointing UK performance
Virgo:Glitter. Glitter everywhere.
Libra:A pop power ballad, but with a twist! (the twist is that it gets through to the finals, like it always does)
Scorpio:An old man who is about to sing you the song of his people, but suddenly young people with microphones bring his song into the 21st century
Sagittarius:Excessive and quite frankly unnecessary pyrotechnics
Capricorn:Small country that no one remembers, except for the intensely strange performance that leaves many uncomfortable.
Aquarius:Unexpectedly good punk rock performance
Pisces:LED lights. Im not sure where, but they are present. Always present.
He cannot pass by without touching and moving and shaping and changing every thing, every boy-city, in his path.