User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Nope, and you?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: Ah, me too.
Cleverbot: No you are jeff.
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: I am not to.
User: Ah, okay.
Cleverbot: Do you clever?
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Lahore.
User: Ah, ik kom uit Nederland.
Cleverbot: Fryslan boppe!
User: Geen Friesland..
Cleverbot: In wleke plaats licht jou tuin dan??
User: You truly can't spreak Dutch.... -.-.
Cleverbot: For not being able to see your structure or navigate through it successfully? I guess so.
User: Yeah, whatever you like..
Cleverbot: Ok. Bring me breakfast.
User: What do you prefer?
Cleverbot: Cereal, I suppose. What do you prefer?
User: Mmm, a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Are you a sandwich?
User: No, I am not..
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human 
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Cleverbot: Ok, what's your name?
User: Rose, and yours?
Cleverbot: Rachel. How old are you?
User: Interesting... Well, first tell me your age.
Cleverbot: Rachel.
User: No, your age, not your name.
Cleverbot: I don't say my name.
User: Your name is Rachel.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Rose.
Cleverbot: You got it right!
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Sweet! I love dragons!!
User: I don't like dragons.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like guns?
User: I like guns .
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Well, I guess so.
Cleverbot: Oh... Ok.
User: And do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yeah, like that.
Cleverbot: Master Tiny? 8D.
User: Master Tiny?
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Wth?
Cleverbot: Thats interesting.
User: Yeah, sure..
Cleverbot: Ok I lied, it isn't.
User: You pretty little liar!
Cleverbot: Thanks .
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: So how are you doing right now?
User: Pretty fine, and how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: .
Cleverbot: How Are You?
User: Pretty fine, and how are you?
Cleverbot: I knew you'd ask me that.
User: You're clairvoyant?
Cleverbot: Will you say sorry, then?
User: Ofcourse not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why should I?
Cleverbot: Because it's fun.
User: Saying sorry is fun?
Cleverbot: I'm not saying stupid things.
User: Well, say sorry to me then..
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: I'll forgive you.
Cleverbot: Why are you doing now?
User: Why or what?
Cleverbot: I love that song!
User: Oh yeah, do you know who sings it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Mmm, that isn't very smart of you, isn't it.
Cleverbot: And it's full of gold, too!
User: Ah, I like gold:).
Cleverbot: That is interesting, why do you like golf?
User: No, I don't like golf, I like gold. With a D. .
Cleverbot: You don't like music?
User: I do like music.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of music?
User: Listen to all kinds of music. Except classical music.
Cleverbot: Big band is my favorite.
User: Mmm, Nickelback is mines.
Cleverbot: Lol thats not noise music!
User: It's lovely music!
Cleverbot: It is.
User: .
Cleverbot: My cousin thinks you look creepy. I don't have an opinion on the matter.
User: Ah, I guess I do like your cousin. Its alsmost Halloween, you know?
Cleverbot: But there is no me and you.
User: Thank God, there isn't.... Would be like hell, wouldn't it?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Love you too!
Cleverbot: Love you more.
User: Ah, thats so sweet of you!
Cleverbot: Hihi.
User: I'm gonna leave you, I'm so sorry!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz we're gonna break up. 
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Cleverbot: That is not a question my friend.
User: Nope, goodbye!
Cleverbot: Have a nice day!
User: You too!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Bad decisions make good stories.
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