Ik praatte met cleverbot over One Direction. - Artiesten

Weetjewel, zo'n computerrobot. (cleverbot.com)
Ik ging met hem praten over One Direction en dit was het letterlijke gesprek:

Me: Do you love Niall Horan?
Cleverbot:Yes, I love Niall.
Me: Do you love Harry Styles?
Cleverbot: I love him, and I love Louis Tomlinson too.
Me: And Zayn Malik, do you love him?
Cleverbot: Yes, and you?
Me: I love him! And last but not least... What do you think about Liam Payne?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Me: Don't you love him?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Omg, Run! I'm gonna kill you!
Cleverbot: Okay.

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SWAGMALIK schreef:
OMG, CLEVERBOT IS EEN DIRECTIONER:
Me: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
Me: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
Me: Harry who?
Cleverbot: Harry Styles.

Ik zei: do you love Niall?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love Niall.
Ik: Do you Love Harry?
Cleverbot: Harry Potter?
Ik: No, of course not.'-- Harry Styles <3

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Ik moest even heel hard lachen:
Me: Do you ship Larry?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Me: And you ship Niam, right?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Me: And what about Zarry, do you ship Zarry?
Cleverbot: Listen, I like all animals.

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Hahha.
What's your name?
Anjanie. And yours?
That's my mom's name. My name is Cleverbot.
Pff.
I'm serious.
Where do you life?
I live in many places at once.

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Ha! I invent the word impossible. That's why I am the champ. Whether I like it or not.

Cleverbot: What in Merlin's name is that?
Me: Bitch, please, you're a One Direction fan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: And yet you don't know who Zayn Malik is?
Cleverbot: I know he's the son of Gwllydmor.

Oooh, ik moet altijd zoooo lachen om dat ding.

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I'm not smug, ma'am, it's just the unfortunate shape of my face.

me: One...
Cleverbot: two...
Me: No, one..
Cleverbot: tree!
Me: No, one..
Cleverbot: Two.
Me: Noway, don't you get it?
Cleverbot: Get what?
Me: One Direction.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Do you ship Nouis?
Cleverbot: NO.
Me: Do you ship Larry?
Cleverbot: I am Larry.

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SWAGMALIK schreef:
Ik moest even heel hard lachen:
Me: Do you ship Larry?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Me: And you ship Niam, right?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Me: And what about Zarry, do you ship Zarry?
Cleverbot: Listen, I like all animals.

Haha, genius <3

Ik: Do you remember Larry?
Cleverbot: Not really.
Ik: Well, you better shut up then.

[ bericht aangepast op 5 mei 2012 - 20:20 ]

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Deze is nog beter...
Cleverbot: I like to pretend I am an angel.
Me: I like to pretend I am Niall Horans girlfriend.
Cleverbot: What do you look for in a girl?
Me: I like girls who eat carrots.
Cleverbot: Kevin the pigeon.

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I'm not smug, ma'am, it's just the unfortunate shape of my face.

SWAGMALIK schreef:
Ik moest even heel hard lachen:
Me: Do you ship Larry?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Me: And you ship Niam, right?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Me: And what about Zarry, do you ship Zarry?
Cleverbot: Listen, I like all animals.

'Ligt dubbel' heb ik ook eens tijdens schooltijd gedaan. Ze hebben Cleverbot niet geblokkeerd gelukkig.

Cleverbot = Genius, Freaking directioner <3

ZeroGravity schreef:
Deze is nog beter...
Cleverbot: I like to pretend I am an angel.
Me: I like to pretend I am Niall Horans girlfriend.
Cleverbot: What do you look for in a girl?
Me: I like girls who eat carrots.
Cleverbot: Kevin the pigeon.

Me: Do you remember Kevin the pigeon?
Cleverbot: of course!
Me: He's hot!
Cleverbot: I like spiderman better though.
Me: No, you can't like spiderman more than Kevin.
Cleverbot: You can't know how much I like.
Me: But Kevin the Pigeon is the most amazayn pigeon of the whole world.
Cleverbot: Yes, I love One Direction.
Me: You can't compare One Direction with spiderman.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
Me: Only if the conclusion is: One Direction is 100% better.
Cleverbot: I know, who do you like the most?
Me: Niall<3

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User: Do you like bromances?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like french toast?

Nalick schreef:
User: Do you like bromances?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like french toast?

OMG, geniaal <3

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ZeroGravity schreef:
Deze is nog beter...
Cleverbot: I like to pretend I am an angel.
Me: I like to pretend I am Niall Horans girlfriend.
Cleverbot: What do you look for in a girl?
Me: I like girls who eat carrots.
Cleverbot: Kevin the pigeon.

HAHAHAHA
-sorry, dat moest-

User: Who is your favourite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Who is the most beautiful member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Liam and Harry.
User: Who is the hottest member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Niall Horan 100%.
User: Who is the cutest member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Harry and Zayn.
User: Who is the funniest member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I think Louis Tomlinson.
User: Who do you think is the most attractive member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Oliver. Do you agree?

En hij was nog wel goed op weg ):

1.
User: Do you like spoons?
Cleverbot: They are very useful.
User: You aren't a Directioner, are you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Well, you don't show it.

2.
User: Who is afraid of spoons?
Cleverbot: Liam!
User: Who loves Nando's?
Cleverbot: I do.

3.
User: Do you think Larry Stylinson is a bromance or a romance?
Cleverbot: I don't think she is.

4.
User: Kevin the pigeon?
Cleverbot: I love Niall Horan.
User: Well, he's mine.
Cleverbot: No, he's not, 'cuz he loves me too.

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Nalick schreef:
User: Who is your favourite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Who is the most beautiful member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Liam and Harry.
User: Who is the hottest member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Niall Horan 100%.
User: Who is the cutest member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Harry and Zayn.
User: Who is the funniest member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I think Louis Tomlinson.
User: Who do you think is the most attractive member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Oliver. Do you agree?

En hij was nog wel goed op weg ):

Oliver? xd
Had hij nou Kevin gezegd, had ik heb gefeliciteerd. Hmm, dat ga ik alsnog doen.

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