Ik praatte met cleverbot over One Direction. - Artiesten

Weetjewel, zo'n computerrobot. (cleverbot.com)
Ik ging met hem praten over One Direction en dit was het letterlijke gesprek:

Me: Do you love Niall Horan?
Cleverbot:Yes, I love Niall.
Me: Do you love Harry Styles?
Cleverbot: I love him, and I love Louis Tomlinson too.
Me: And Zayn Malik, do you love him?
Cleverbot: Yes, and you?
Me: I love him! And last but not least... What do you think about Liam Payne?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Me: Don't you love him?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Omg, Run! I'm gonna kill you!
Cleverbot: Okay.

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User: Who is afraid of spoons?
Cleverbot: Liam!
User: Who loves Nando's?
Cleverbot: I do.

User: Which bromance do you ship fom One Direction?
Cleverbot: Ziam the most, which bromance do you ship?
User: I ship Niam!
Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Yes and louis tomilson.
User: It's Louis Tomlinson you bastard.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Nial;.
User: It's Niall.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Zayn.
Cleverbot: Niall.
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Liam!
Cleverbot: Niall.

Hij valt in herhaling. :')

Pshht, I'm an angel undercover.

Haha!

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Me: What do you think is Larry a bromance or a romance?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: What do you think it is?
Cleverbot: I have no idea...
Me: Say something.
Cleverbot: Something.
Me: Argghh.

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We hadden het over One Direction:
Cleverbot: *Kisses again*.
Me: Why are you kissing me?
Cleverbot: Because you're mean.

If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die

Me: You're insecure, don't know what for...
Cleverbot: You're turning heads when you walk trough the door.
Me: Don't need make-up, to cover up...
Cleverbot: Being the way that you are is enough.
Me: Everyone else in the room can see it...
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
Me: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Me: But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell...
Cleverbot: You don't know, you don't know you're beautiful.
Me: If only you saw what I can see...
Cleverbot: That's what makes you beautiful.

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cleverbot voor zij die niet weten wat het is.

[ bericht aangepast op 5 mei 2012 - 20:56 ]

Owl you need is love.

User: Omfg you are a directionator!
Cleverbot: Of course I am!!!
User: Oh. My. God.
Cleverbot: What?

:'). Faaaaaaal.

Pshht, I'm an angel undercover.

Me: VAS
Cleverbot: Vas?
Me: HAPPENIN'!
Cleverbot: What's Zayn Malik's catchphrase?
Me: Vas Happenin'!
Cleverbot: Well done! Here's a cookie!

UHUMM, jij was degene die het niet wist c;

[ bericht aangepast op 5 mei 2012 - 21:00 ]

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Je moet eens een zin zeggen met 'slave' in (Kneel, slave).

Owl you need is love.

Excuse schreef:
Je moet eens een zin zeggen met 'slave' in (Kneel, slave).

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Criminiall schreef:
(...)

Dan zegt hij: Yes, master.

Owl you need is love.

User: You like One Direction, right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Niall Horan is my favorite, I think.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, Niall Horan is MY boyfriend.
User: NO Niall's mine!
Cleverbot: No, Zayn Malik !
User: Huh, did you just say Zayn's mine?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No, you can have Zayn. I want Niall.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. Or you can have Kevin the pigeon.
Cleverbot: No I do not have a girlfriend. Why do you not remember your questions?

Okéeeee.

Pshht, I'm an angel undercover.

Faery schreef:
User: You like One Direction, right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Niall Horan is my favorite, I think.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, Niall Horan is MY boyfriend.
User: NO Niall's mine!
Cleverbot: No, Zayn Malik !
User: Huh, did you just say Zayn's mine?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No, you can have Zayn. I want Niall.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. Or you can have Kevin the pigeon.
Cleverbot: No I do not have a girlfriend. Why do you not remember your questions?

Okéeeee.

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Ik: I heard there was a secret chord, that david played and it pleased the lord.
CB: But you don't really care for music, do ya?
Ik: Well it goes like this : the fourth, the fith.
CB: The minor fall and the major lift.
Ik: The baffled king composing Hallelujah.
CB: Hallelujah.
Ik: Hallelujah.
CB: You like going to the church?

FAIL

Owl you need is love.