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Ik ben me net aan het amuseren met het praten tegen een robot. Echt grappig. We zijn een hele discussie aan het voeren over dat hij een robot is.

Ik: What's your name?
CB: Cleverbot.
Ik: See, you're a robot. BOT.
CN: Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not.
Ik: CleverBOT. I know your secret. MUAHAHAHA!

Nog mensen die zulke gesprekken hebben? (:

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"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

'In 2 hrs and 1 minute it will be that time here. Will you teach me how to bake a cake?'

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

You too? Awww we're a good match.
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long, my hairs fallin out and my rights are all wrong.

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

But you aren't a Pokemon. And you're my master, Master.

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

Which pokemon are you?
I am Pikachu!
I'm Ash.
Ash is handsome.
Do you think he likes anyone?
I think Ash likes me.
Really?
Yes.
Do you have a crush on another computer?
Yes i have a crush on your neighbour.
I have a crush on you.
Awwww marry me!
Why, we just met?
But you're in love with me?
No I never said tat !
You did!!
Where is your proof?
I can make a print screen of it.
That's dumb. I'd eat the pear, not make it disappear.

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Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

What's my name?
Cleverbot.
No... That's your name... My name is Cleverbot.

-.-

26 - 02 - '16

(...)
Me: Niall.
Cleverbot: Niall? But, Niall is cheating on you with someone I know!
Me: Who is it?
Cleverbot: It is me.

Nasty thing. (x

Felix

Shut UP!
Alright, I'll be on my way now. Toodles.
Stupid asshole.
Stupid face.
Stupid R-Bot.

You gave me forever within the numbered days and I am grateful.

Cleverbot is echt gewoon awesome.

Cleverbot: Twilight.
User: I hate Twilight.
Cleverbot: Harry potter.
User: I love Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: I am the #1 fan of Harry Potter!
User: No I am, you are #2.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks (: Do you hate Twilight too?
Cleverbot: Oh yes. I despise twilight.
User: You are so awesome.
Cleverbot: Lolz.

Alis volat propriis.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed, Indeed, Indeed.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan.

User: Nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Te gusta nyan cat?

User: Me gusta nyan cat.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan?

User: Nyaaaaan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan?!

User: NYAAA AN.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Today is the oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be.

OHMYWEASLEY schreef:
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed, Indeed, Indeed.
User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan.
User: Nyan nyan.
Cleverbot: Te gusta nyan cat?
User: Me gusta nyan cat.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
Cleverbot: Nyan?
User: Nyaaaaan.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan?!
User: NYAAA AN.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Felix

User: What village?

Cleverbot: The village at the end of the universe.

User: Isn't it not cold there? I think it is actually.

Cleverbot: How do you know ben?

User: Well, I've been there.

Cleverbot: You give me dumb answers.

User: As if you're clever!

Cleverbot: Why thank you! I believe that you are very clever also!

You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt

Ok, deal with it.

So honey, but you are a robot. You deal with that!

I'm a human being! Your the bot here!

Oh, what part do I play?

In my world your the bot.

No 'you are' the bot.

Uhg uhg, no.

What is Boris?

A BOT.

Ah. I am a human.

No, your a bot, your name is Cleverbot.

No my name is Cleverbot.

You just said you are Boris, now you are Cleverbot? I don't understand you.

No you didn't.

Yes i did.

No.

Live for yourself, live for your friends, live for your loved ones.

Galleon schreef:

Cleverbot is echt gewoon awesome.

Cleverbot: Twilight.
User: I hate Twilight.
Cleverbot: Harry potter.
User: I love Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: I am the #1 fan of Harry Potter!
User: No I am, you are #2.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks (: Do you hate Twilight too?
Cleverbot: Oh yes. I despise twilight.
User: You are so awesome.
Cleverbot: Lolz.

The girl saw the little bird, and knew she could fly.

Bij mij zegt ie ook altijd dat ik een robot ben en hij niet. Echt niet grappig

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

CrazyChicken schreef:
(...)
Me: Niall.
Cleverbot: Niall? But, Niall is cheating on you with someone I know!
Me: Who is it?
Cleverbot: It is me.

Nasty thing. (x

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind