You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: VAS HAPPENIN
Stranger: ITS YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE
You: FREDDIE KRUEGER?
Stranger: MAYBE.
You: AAAAAH.
Stranger: RUN, BITCH, RUN
You: NO :d
You: IM GONNA HIT YOU IN THE BALLS.
Stranger: HAHAHAHA, YOU CAN'T WIN THIS FIGHT, SWEETIE
You: UH YES I CAN.
You: BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME IS NIALL HORAN
You: SO I CAN DO EVERYTHING I WANT, BITCH.
Stranger: MY BOYFRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS.
You: GO FUCK CHUCK NORRIT, NIALL FOR THE WIN <3
You: NORRIS*
Stranger: I killed Johnny Depp because I was in love with him.
You: that's so stupid.
You: so you're gonna kill Chuck Norris too?
Stranger: no, i can't
Stranger: nobody can.
Stranger: can you?
You: uh yes you can, because you was Freddie Krueger right?
Stranger: yes, i am. but, i don't know... he's chuck
You: hmmm, oke.
You: but im still gonna hit you in the balls
You: G-BYE
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
If you spread your wings, you can fly away with me.