Crazygamer

Ik ben omgeven door de vrouwen:D de droom van elke man maar we zijn louter vrienden we praten veel over anime'smijn lievelings anime is Naruto Death note is ook wel OK Kira is justice,L must die






FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs







REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM







FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.







REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"







FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.







REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you







FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.







REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.







FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.







REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.







FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.







REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass if they left you.







FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.







REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"







FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.







REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.







FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.







REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."







FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.







REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.







FAKE FRIENDS:Will give you a coin to throw in a wishing well



REAL FRIENDS:Will you throw after it and say:'Get that coin bitch you know we don't play with money'






FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.







REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did