Animel0ver

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs



REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM



FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.



REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"



FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.



REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you



FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.



REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.



FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.



REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.



FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.



REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass if they left you.



FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.



REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"



FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.



REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.



FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.



REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."



FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.



REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.



FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.



REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did