Omegle - Multimedia

Omdat ik Omegle sinds gisteren helemaal geweldig vind, kan je hier je grappige gesprekken posten.

(Omegle.com is een site waar je met mensen vanover de hele wereld kan praten.)

http://www.omegle.com

ASL betekend: Age, Sex, Location. (Leeftijd, geslacht, locatie)

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Let the Night embrace you

Dealer schreef:
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HAHAHA.

Smiling but close to tears.

Crimineel schreef:
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haha, ik praatte vanmiddag ook met een nederlander ja.
Hij begon iets in het zweeds te zeggen, en ik verstond het niet en dacht dat hij me uitschold dus ik zei zo: 'Je moeder.' Hijzo: 'Wat is der met m'n moeder?' En daarna ging ik stuk haha.

Hahaha! Dat soort mensen zijn cool.
Alleen deze is nu gaan sporten, haha.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

haha das lang geleden:P
deed het vooral toen ik me dood verveelde de hele tijd

Never forget the things that make you smile

Sommige gespreken zijn echt hilarisch haha.

Stranger: lier
You: no
Stranger: yes you are
You: no, I'm not
You: why do you say so!?
Stranger: you are all liers!
You: but I'm not!
You: please believe me!
Stranger: I need proof
You: - it's 'liars' btw :p
You: How can I prove?
Stranger: by proving you're not a liar
You: okay.
You: hmmm...
You: what do you think I've lied about?
Stranger: life
You: yours or mine?
Stranger: neither
Stranger: you've lied to us all
You: I don't think I'm able to prove
Stranger: and of you lied to me
You: no I haven't!
Stranger: therefore you are liars
You: I'm so sorry you won't believe me
Stranger: I'm going to kill myself
You: Goodbye Fred
You: I can't live with you if you don't believe me
Stranger: it's all your fault
You: it's yours
Stranger: you're the liar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

@ Elphaba
Lekker gesprek.
Leugenaar! xd

[ bericht aangepast door een moderator op 8 maart 2010 - 19:49 ]

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: mf
You: mf
Stranger: YOUR BOTH?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF
You: YOUR BOTH?
You: OMG
You: YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

You: SPONGEBOB??
Stranger: YES!
You: OH, I FINALLY FOUND YOU.
Stranger: YES! ITS AMAZING
You: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? o.o
Stranger: HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD I KNOW? ITS RANDOM STRANGER TALK THINGY! WHY CAPS LOCK?
You: BECAUSE THAT IS COOL. ;'D
Stranger: YOURE RIGHT IT IS. PEOPLE ON HERE ARE NASTY. WE JUST MESS AROUND WITH PEOPLE ON THIS SITE SOMETIMES AND THEY HAVE SOME SICK STUFF ON THEIR MINDS
You: HAHA, I'M NOT NASTY LOL, AND YOU?
Stranger: ASKING IF IM NASTY? NO I DONT BELIEVE SO. LIKE THE FIRST THING THE LAST PERSON SAID WAS CAMSEX, BEFORE THEY EVEN SAID HI. THEY NEED TO GET THEIR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.
You: YES, I KNOW. PFOE, BUT ANYWAY WHERE ARE YOU FROM? ;'D
Stranger: IM ORIGINALLY FROM SAN FRAN BUT IM STUDYING IN MUNICH THIS YEAR
You: WHERE IS THAT? 8D
Stranger: SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. MUNICH, GERMANY. HA
You: OH, GERMANY IS RIGHT NEXT TO MY COUNTRY.
Stranger: OSTERRICH? ODER FRANKREICH?
You: THE NETHERLANDS. HAHA
Stranger: OH THATS AWESOME. ORIGINALLY FROM THERE OR ARE YOU MIGRATORY?
You: ORIGINALLY FROM THERE. WOEHOE. ;'D
Stranger: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
You: PARAMORE, AND YOU?
Stranger: DID YOU LIKE THEM BEFORE TWILIGHT? HA.
You: YES.
You: TWILIGHT SUCKS.
You: AND ROBERT PATZ IS UGLY HAHA.
Stranger: WOW YOURE LIKE THE COOLEST PERSON ON HERE. HES CREEPY, I DONT GET WHAT THE APPEAL IS
You: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME. 8D

[ bericht aangepast op 8 maart 2010 - 19:43 ]

Smiling but close to tears.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi alien
Stranger: asl?
You: 15, F, Holland. You?
Stranger: 16,m , canada
You: Awesome
Stranger: blonde?
You: No, haha
Stranger: do you like to have sexual intercourse
You: No, thanks
Stranger: oh
Stranger: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Seksistische mensen dat daarop zitten. Net gezellig gepraat met een 24-jarige Spanjaard die wel aardiger was

I may not always be perfect, but I'll always try.

Dealer schreef:
@ Elphaba
Lekker gesprek.
Leugenaar! xd

[ bericht aangepast op 8 maart 2010 - 19:41 ]

If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

You: Hi
Stranger: hey male or female
You: Female ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger has disconnected.

Lol.

[ bericht aangepast op 8 maart 2010 - 21:48 ]

Home is now behind you. The world is ahead!

You: Hi
Stranger: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

gesloten ivm dubbeltopic http://www.quizlet.nl/forum/topic.php?tid=32001

BAM!