Rob’s Day
-Up at crack of noon
-Diet coke and bagel
-Write music / smoke
-Listen to music / smoke
-Watch movie whilst smoking
-Read book / smoke
-Measure hair to report to studio
-Brush teeth*
-Go to pub
-Bed**optional
Rob’s meal
-5 cheeseburgers
-2 cokes
-6 pack
Rob’s extras
-1 pack cigarettes
Taylor’s Day
-Up at 6am
-Protein breakfast
-Run / interval training
-Second breakfast
-Shower / measure chest to report to studio
-Workout with trainer
-Tanning session
-Nap
-Afternoon workout with trainer
-Massage
-Play with PSP whilst whitening teeth
-Carb loading meal
-Attend opening of envelope
-Bed by 9pmaa
Taylor’s meal
-3 eggs
-2 cups of soy milk
-5 steroid pills
-3 servings of pasta
-Rocky Balboa’s Special Milkshake Limited Edition
-Fruit salad with extra banana.
Taylor’s extras
- Slim Girl 50% less calories Diet Jello
Ik vond dit wel grappig toen ik dit las.
Robert lijkt mij een beetje luixD en hij rookt alleen maar!