Daniel Gillies & Chris Wood • 405. - Off-Topic

1. “Never leave me”

2. “I’m never leaving you”

3. “Why are you angry with me”

4. “Truth or dare.” “Dare” “ I dare you to kiss me”

5. “What are you doing” “Leaving” “Why are you leaving” “Because you’re annoying”

6. “You were home to me, but you burnt down the house and now i’m left with nothing but ashes”

7. “Can you please stop staring at my ass”

8. “Oh god when you full name me i know i’m in trouble”

9. “It’s gonna take a lot more than a few cheesy pick up lines for me to go on a date with you”

10. “FOR THE LOVE OR GOD I KNOW YOU’RE A VAMPIRE”

11. “What do you think about babies”

12. “So you’re pregnant”

13. “Stop doing that. It’s turning me on”

14.“Feisty. I like that”

15. “Who gave you permission to be that sexy”

16. “I know we aren’t talking but can you help me get that jar i’m not tall enough”

17. “Never knew you would turn out to be such a cuddly person”

18.“Have a told you you look gorgeous”

19. “Right now you have more dick in your personality than in your pants”

20. “BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DAMN IT”

21.“You have a kid”

22.“I’m bisexual… And i didn’t know how you would take it”

23.“ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE’RE NOT FINE”

24.“If you die i’m gonna kill you”

25.“Promise me something” “What” “we are both gonna make it out alive”

26.“I was invited to my exes wedding and i need you to come with me and pretend to be my date so i don’t look pathetic

27.“I know i said i wanted to wait but…”

28.“Babe in the nicest way possible you’re terrible at this”

29.“Please just get better. You can’t die… YOU JUST CAN'T”

30.“You have only heard his side of the story. You don’t even know mine”

31.“You hanging out with her… it just makes me feel like i don’t even matter.”

32.“Why do you keep pushing me away”

33.“Hold up. You’re jealous?”

34.“I need my family. They don’t want me to marry you. And they like him so” “BUT YOU’RE NOT HAPPY WITH HIM” “That really doesn’t matter”

35.“I’m stupid enough to make the mistake to fall in love with my best friend”

36.“I waited and waited but you never came back”

37.“I’m your daughter.” “My what now” “Your daughter”

38.“You should be more like Y/N” “Wooooow hold up. I wasn’t a good kid don’t tell her to be like me”

39.“I just wanna cuddle and watch friends okay”

40. “Will you consider… Marrying me and letting me turn you”

41. “Everyone told me you were a bad boy but… you’re actually a giant teddy bear”

42. “Turn around and go put something on that’s at least a meter longer than that skirt young lady”

43.“You might be a killer… but you’re my killer. Wait no that sounded weird. Not what i meant at all”

44.“I’m tried of being your secret”

45.“There’s a special place in hell for boyfriends like you”

46. “I miss her so much. I just want her back but after everything i did there’s no way in hell she’s ever gonna come back to me”

47. “My parents want to meet you. Are you up for that. You totally don’t have to. It’s just-” “I would love to meet them”

48.“You paint… why didn’t you tell me” (Mostly for Klaus)

49.“Look my life isn’t all about our relationship”

50. “Go on a date with me” “I’m already pregnant what more do you need” “To tell you that i love you”