Creëer je eigen hilarische plot! - Stamcafé

Ik kwam deze site tegen, op zoek naar... afleiding van mijn huiswerk. Het is een random plot generator en de resultaten zijn hilarisch. Dit is wat eruit kwam toen ik wat elementen uit The Hobbit invulde:

Fili Oakenshield, the Dragon
A Fantasy Novel
by Arwen Oak

In a cave there lived a short, silver dragon named Fili Oakenshield. Not a funny scary, epic cave, filled with cloak and a wet smell, nor yet an incredible, deserted, important cave with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dragon-cave, and that means fear.

One day, after a troubling visit from the orc Thorin Oakenshield, Fili leaves his cave and sets out in search of three magical map. A quest undertaken in the company of orcs, goblins and spiky dwarfs.

In the search for the orc-guarded map, Fili Oakenshield surprises even himself with his bravery and skill as a smith.

During his travels, Fili rescues a ring, an heirloom belonging to Thorin. But when Thorin refuses to try walking, their friendship is over.

However, Thorin is wounded at the Battle of Five Armies and the two reconcile just before Fili engages in some serious walking.

Fili accepts one of the three magical map and returns home to his cave a very wealthy dragon.


Ik heb de fantasy-generator gebruikt, maar er zijn nog meer opties. Hier kun je jouw meesterwerk maken.

[ bericht aangepast op 16 feb 2016 - 18:07 ]

Rest in Peace, Son of Gondor

No matter who you are, where you're from, your skin color, your gender identity, just speak yourself | kim namjoon

Mijn filmscript.

Even as we grieved, we grew; even as we hurt, we hoped; even as we tired, we tried

Haha, leuk. Ga ik straks ook eens bekijken en uitproberen.

16 - 09 - '17

Merlin :'D

"At least I am much stronger than when I was unaware of my own weakness."

Spongebob's Vampire
A Teen Vampire Story
by Erieka
There's a gracious new boy in Chicago and he has everybody talking. Stunningly beautiful and devastatingly sexy, all the boys want him. However, Darth Vader has a secret - he's a mean vampire.

Spongebob Squarepants is a loving, hairy boy who enjoys knitting. He becomes fascinated by Darth who can stop rhinos with his bare hands. He doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.

His best friend, a special robot called Napoleon, helps Spongebob begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the red, squidgy spoon.

When bodies start turning up all over Chicago, Spongebob begins to fear the worst. The robot urges her to report Darth to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?

He may resist Darth's bite, but can he resist his charms?

Will he be caught kissing with the vampire?

26 - 02 - '16

Dit is ook gewoon goud waard :')

[ bericht aangepast op 16 feb 2016 - 22:19 ]

"A good book is always good, no matter how many times you've read it."

[ bericht aangepast op 16 feb 2016 - 21:56 ]

The Clock Is An Illusion And We Are All Trapped In It. Fye • Onism • Astrophe • Alazia

No matter who you are, where you're from, your skin color, your gender identity, just speak yourself | kim namjoon

KiIljoy schreef:

The Dangerous Record
A Short Story
by those 19 other piløts
Tyler Joseph had always loved fairly local Columbus with its tight, tiny Trees. It was a place where he felt sick.

He was a stingy, caring, cocoa drinker with brunette brains and short feet. His friends saw him as a hilarious, hushed hoe. Once, he had even helped an adorable Ryan Ross recover from a flying accident. That's the sort of man he was.

Tyler walked over to the window and reflected on his sick surroundings. The moon shone like bopping bunnies.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Josh Dun. Josh was a sinister hun with handsome brains and ruddy feet.

Tyler gulped. He was not prepared for Josh.

As Tyler stepped outside and Josh came closer, he could see the elegant smile on his face.

Josh gazed with the affection of 790 popular cruel cats. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want band membership."

Tyler looked back, even more happy and still fingering the dangerous record. "Josh, sick as frick," he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two hurt, homely horses screaming at a very modest concert, which had ukelele rap screamo music playing in the background and two brave uncles sleeping to the beat.

Tyler regarded Josh's handsome brains and ruddy feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Tyler with a delighted grin.

Josh looked tired, his emotions blushing like a motionless, modern microwave.

Then Josh came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.

THE END

Ik weet niet helemaal wat ik hier nou van moet denken :')

Rest in Peace, Son of Gondor

Nieuw plot voor een Perciver verhaal?

If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die

Oh gosh. Dit is geweldig

obsessive rage

Spotgaai schreef:
Nieuw plot voor een Perciver verhaal?

Two Brave Uncles Bouncing to the Beat
A Short Story
by Marilyn Norwood
Oliver Wood had always loved giant Hogwarts with its large, loopy lake. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was a thoughtful, intuitive, tea drinker with ginger legs and tall arms. His friends saw him as a nice, naughty nerd. Once, he had even saved a breezy puppy that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.

Oliver walked over to the window and reflected on his gloomy surroundings. The rain hammered like flying zebras.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Percy Weasley. Percy was a hilarious dork with lanky legs and freckled arms.

Oliver gulped. He was not prepared for Percy.

As Oliver stepped outside and Percy came closer, he could see the rabblesnatching glint in his eye.

Percy gazed with the affection of 9873 charming large ladybugs. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a hug."

Oliver looked back, even more sleepy and still fingering the shiny book. "Percy, let's get married," he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two knobby, keen kittens laughing at a very delightful Christmas party, which had indie music playing in the background and two brave uncles bouncing to the beat.

Oliver regarded Percy's lanky legs and freckled arms. "I feel the same way!" revealed Oliver with a delighted grin.

Percy looked jumpy, his emotions blushing like a bitter, bored broom.

Then Percy came inside for a nice cup of tea.

THE END

What do we say to the god of death? ''Not today.''

obsessive rage

Ik heb echt hele shitty dingen ingevuld en dit kwam eruit:

[ bericht aangepast op 22 feb 2016 - 0:56 ]

Let's go outside and all join hands, but until then you'll never understand…

Plot Generator
The Call Of A Tiny Island
The Call Of A Tiny Island
A Romance Novel
by Marge
"I'm going to need Glittering Sunrays, big, Glittering Sunrays."

The night of the runaway changes everything for Fridolf Ljungstrand, a 17-year-old student from Stockholm.

One moment, he is discussing nights with his confident Crush, Hedvig Larsson; the next, watching with horror as gloomy teenagers lie each other.

He knows these teenagers came from A tiny island but he can't prove it - at least not without some Glittering Sunrays.

The Thoughtful, artistic man knows that his eventful life is over. He acquires some Glittering Sunrays and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from gloomy teenagers.

However, Fridolf finds himself troubled by his eventful ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the gloomy teenagers?


Praise for The Call Of A Tiny Island

"Never have there been more chilling villains than gloomy teenagers that lie each other."
- The Daily Tale
"Are we seriously supposed to find a Thoughtful and artistic student from Stockholm heroic?"
- Enid Kibbler

Zij zingen, nijgen naar elkaar en kussen, geenszins om liefde, maar om de sublieme momenten en het sentiment daartussen.