I've solved the mystery!
Bluetooth Wonder Pen (Take Calls, Listen To Music A2DP, Touchscreen Draw, Spy Functionality)
Truly the future is here with this wonderful gadget from the year 2037: The Bluetooth Wonder Pen!
Get one for yourself and get one for all the important people in your life.
It's the perfect gift and an even better resale item for your online store.
This amazing device pairs with your cellphone so you can listen and talk to your callers all from the pen's built-in speaker and MIC!!!!
Pairing is a snap. Press the Bluetooth icon button for 8 seconds until the LED indicator flashes blue and red.
Agree to pairing, and within 2 seconds you're connected!
The only thing easier in life is getting arrested for removing your pants in public!
It has a built-in battery for hours and hours of use and recharges through USB in a jiffy!
If you want to be up close and personal with your music, simply connect the included earset into the Wonder Pen's RCA jack and you can listen to streaming audio from your cellphone using the pen's A2DP profile!
Of course, you can also remove the cap and use the pen nub to draw on your iPhone or Android phone or your tablet's (iPad) huge touchscreen
Finally, pair the pen to your cellphone, leave it in the meeting room just before an important meeting, then stand outside as they discuss what a stupid employee you are --- on second thought, maybe put this spy pen somewhere else.
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
It's a touchscreen pen.
It's a bluetooth speaker.
It's a bluetooth microphone.
It's a spy gadget.
It's WONDER PEN!
Get yours now before all your friends get one and laugh at you for being out of touch...screen. hahahahahahaha.
''I am who they couldn't even dare to be.''
