OMG ik deed 9GAG na
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Okay
You: So
You: picture this
You: you are at home
You: you see your crush
Stranger: what?
You: she drops her pants
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: turns torwards you
Stranger: panties on?
You: sits on you
Stranger: oh yeah
You: She is not wearing underwear
You: you can`t move
Stranger: gr8
You: she start to rub to against you to get comfortable
You: you can`t talk
Stranger: mmmm
You: she starts shitting on you
You: you realize you are a toilet
Stranger: what u r makin me imagine all of it
Stranger: when i m a female
You: Because it`s funny
Stranger: its not
Stranger: i m not lesbo
You: So what i did not make this up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it was funny
Stranger: can i get t o know u
Stranger: whr u from,,m/f?
You: Uk,f
Stranger: do u hv a boyfriend?
You: no
Stranger: or ur crush
You: Your insecure, so half a 4, your old brains are not like they were before
Add 2 3's, its fun for us, cause we're the only ones that still remember stuff
Everyone else can multiply by 60, everyone else can add 2..
Now take off 100 and add on 24, and divide by 2 and add on 7 more and if your struggling now its not hard to tell, You dont know, oh oh, your math skills are terrible.
If only you had a mind like me,you'll understand how to divide the sum by 3,then just add on the age of an OAP..
You dont know, oh oh, your mathskills are terrible, oh oh..
its really kind of pityful.. Do you know the anwer?
Stranger: with whom u want to try it all
Stranger: 0
You: No 130
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