Omegle. [2] - Multimedia

PUKKELxDING zei op 6 jan 2012 - 22:09: ip

Voortaan is dit topic sticky, alle andere topics over Omegle worden verwijderd.

[ bericht aangepast op 30 dec 2011 - 19:30 ]

[ bericht aangepast door een moderator op 6 jan 2012 - 22:10 ]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Yo. I am Voldemort. Pureblood?


Stranger: hi


Stranger: trueblood here


You: Pfew. Death eater?


Stranger: SUKI


Stranger: !


You: Avada kedavra.


Stranger: 13,699


You: You're dead.


Stranger: i'm a potato


You: I know. But you're dead.


Stranger: then fry me


You: *fries potato* Hmmm, chips.


Stranger: how old r you ma frend


You: I AM FREAKING VOLDEMORT! HOW DARE YOU TO ASK MY AGE!


Stranger: you have no nose


Stranger: i'm 20


You: I have a nose. He's only a bit flat.


Stranger: you re nose enters vaginas


Stranger: ?


Stranger: hermione?


You: NO!


Stranger: she's a hotie


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Un rêve peut mourir mais on n'enterre jamais l'avenir.

Wie wil proberen elkaar te meeten?

Not all those who wander are lost.

PHENOMENIALL schreef:
Wie wil proberen elkaar te meeten?

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." ~ Albert Einstein

xlufjoetoexx schreef:
(...)

Ik wil wel (:

Not all those who wander are lost.

Stranger: yes it is i still beleieve in chivalrey today
You: haha there arent many knights anymore.
Stranger: so have i been to canterburyu
You: cool
You: have you been to london?
Stranger: i see myself as a knight who beleieves in how to treat a woman or a lady
You: haha
Stranger: no not for years now
Stranger: but i have been to london
Stranger: i let women on the bus before me
You: its strange how i have been to london but i have never been to amsterdam. only with a handballtournament but we didnt really get to see the city
Stranger: i stand up in a room when a woman comes in the room
You: okay
Stranger: i would have a chair ready for the woman or lady to sit on
You: how old are you if i may ask
Stranger: then i would push the chair forward
Stranger: you may ask
You: then i ask
Stranger: i will be 48 in march of this year on the 28th
You: my birthday is on the 20th of march.

Deze is raar -_-

Not all those who wander are lost.

Eyes schreef:
Question to discuss:
Who of One Direction do you like the most?

Stranger 2: n

Stranger 1: the gay one

Nu vraag ik me toch echt af wie van 1D hij of zij bedoelde

The odds are néver in our favor.

OMG ik heb echt een heel eluk gesprek met een stranger. 15 jaar kent twilight en we hebben het nu over glee en zingenxD

Change is for weirdos ~ Niall Horan

ik verveelde me dus ging ik even op omegle, maar ik heb echt heel vaak een 'technical error' dus leuke gesprekken worden afgekapt. heeft iemand anders dit ook

Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see

Waarom krijg ik alleen maar gesprekken met mannen die zoeken naar een hete meid? ._.

Today will be Girl's Day party with you~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hallo

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl ?

You: where are you from?

You: sla

Stranger: sweden,u ?

You: netherlands

Stranger: oh,hoi

You: hoi

You: are you a guy or a girl? im a girl

Stranger: a boy

Stranger: whats ur name ?

You: tessa

You: yours?

Stranger: anders

You: you know 'hoi' is also dutch, i wanted to talk dutch to you haha

Stranger: ik kan nederlands hoor :p

You: oh haha :p

You: hoe kan dat?

Stranger: mijn moeder is nederlandse xd

[ bericht aangepast op 6 jan 2012 - 17:28 ]

Not all those who wander are lost.

Stranger: lol I use to bike or walk a 3 mile trip to my friends house
You: mile... how many kilometers are that?
Stranger: dani
You: okay
You: cute name, ahah!
Stranger: it's 0.003km
You: wtf... HAHA,
You: that
You: is
You: [ ]
You: little
Stranger: how far 3 miles is. and thank you
You: 3 mile is 0.003 km?
Stranger: kinda but it's a hike with hills
You: 0.003 km is 30 cm
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: yea
You: ........

"No matter where you are in the world, the moon is never bigger than your thumb" - Dear John

Cadentium schreef:
(...)

Hahahahha, Louis waarschijnlijk.

Maar die is toch gewoon hetero of heb ik iets gemist?

Physics is awesome

Eyes schreef:
(...)

Maar die is toch gewoon hetero of heb ik iets gemist?

Ja, maar onze fanbase maakt er wat anders van haha

Not all those who wander are lost.

Stranger: hey asl


You: hi there


You: From what country?


Stranger: male or female?


You: f 14 years


Stranger: ok im m 15


Stranger: from?


You: Where do you live?


You: Netherlands


Stranger: usa


Stranger: how are you?


You: good you


Stranger: horny


You: haha do you now something about twilight or glee


Stranger: no but i love pussy


You: wtf


Stranger:


You: haahha your funny


You: wait


Stranger: im hard


Stranger: i wanna fuck your tight pussy

Change is for weirdos ~ Niall Horan

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NANDO'S! <3
Stranger: IM TREY
You: HI TREY
Stranger: Hi
You: HI TREY
Stranger: Hi
You: HI TREY
Stranger: Balls
You: NANDO'S! <3
Stranger: Cardaho
You: HI TREY
Stranger: Hey
You: NANDO'S! <3
Stranger: Si
You: HI TREY

:')

You don't run, not when you're with us. You stand your ground and fight.