Umbridge: "You two are about to learn what happens to wrong-doers in my school."
Fred: "You know what? I don't think we are. George, I think we've outgrown full-time education... Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?"
George: "Definitely."
"Point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he’s out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don’t count on him being a long way away if you’re planning to take any risks. I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first!"
—Fred reporting on Voldemort's movements on Potterwatch
Fred and George: "Wow – we’re identical!"
Fred: "I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking."
— Fred and George after taking Polyjuice Potion to look like Harry Potter
Arthur Weasley: "That wasn't funny, Fred! What on earth did you give that Muggle boy?"
Fred: "I didn't give him anything. I just dropped it...it was his fault he went and ate it, I never told him to."
George: "How big did his tongue get?"
— Fred and George talking to their father after pranking Dudley Dursley
"E for Exceeds Expectations. And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."
—George Weasley
Ginny: "Well – Percy's got a girlfriend.... You won't tease him, will you?"
Fred: "Wouldn't dream of it."
George: "Definitely not."
— Fred "looking as if his birthday had come early" at something to tease Percy about
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."
—Ginny Weasley on Fred and George
Molly: "I don’t believe it! I don’t believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the family!"
George: "What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?"
— George after Ron becomes a Prefect
Bananen zijn lekker, toch? Zet dit ook in je signature als je ook van bananaaaas houdt!