- Preface.

Dear BBC,

we are Anna Wolf and Naomi Nunes. We are twenty years old and we study Film at the Lemmens Institute here in Belgium. We are in our last year. As thesis, we have to get an internship at recordings at home or abroad.
We saw you were taking internships for the recordings of season two. of Sherlock. As we are both huge fans of this series, aspecially the purple shirt of sex, we decided to give it a go. We don't really know how we should make ourselves sound better than the other apllicants. First of all, we think Benedict Cumberbatch is smoking hot. Also, Martin Freemartin is made out of kittens and cupscakes and anything else that is considered cute. So we wouldn't mind working with him. At all. We master the English language very good, so you will understand us and we will understand you. We work hard and are prepared to work long days. Okay, that's a lie. But what isn't a lie, is that we are top of our class. We are willing to learn, as long as it doesn't require too much effort from our tiny little brains.
We look forward to hearing from you.

Greats,
Anna Wolf & Naomi Nunes.

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Dear Anna Wolf and Naomi Nunes,

we have read your application for the internships with great amusement. Out of the more than a hundred applications, we have chosen you as interns on the set of Sherlock. We found you most suitable for this position.
You will be working as Production Assistants for two months during the recordings of the second season of Sherlock. We will provide your accomodation and flight tickets. Further information will be sent to you later on. The only thing we require to confirm your internships is a copy of your last school report and a copy of your identity card.
Welcome to the crew. We look forward to meeting you both.

Kind regards,
Allistair Wallace, Head of Staff BBC