TheJoker
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Dit zijn de geweldige Scenes uit the dark knigth van the Joker. In het engels. Geacteerd door Heath Ledger. Helaas is deze man gestorven. May He Rest In Peace.
The Joker worlds greatest villain ever. Wie is dat met mij eens?
The Dark knight Joker scenes
Bank scène:
Grumpy: That’s a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he’d have had us bring a bigger car. I’m betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
Bozo: No, no, no I kill the bus driver.
Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver?
Driver: school’s out. Time to go. That guy’s not getting up, is he? That’s a lot of money. What happened to the rest of the guys
Manager: You think you’re smart, huh? The guy that hired you he’ll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor… respect. Look at you. What do you believe in, huh? What do you believe in?!
Joker: I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.
Mob meeting scene:
Mob member: What the hell is this?
Lau: As you’re all aware, one of our deposits was stolen. A relatively small amount, 68 million.
Chechen: Who’s stupid enough to steal from us?
Maroni: Two-bit wackjob, wears a cheap purple suit and makeup. He’s not the problem. He’s a nobody. The problem is our money being tracked by the cops.
Lau: Thanks to Mr. Maroni’s well-placed sources we know that police have indeed identified our banks using marked bills and are planning to seize your funds today. And since the enthusiastic new DA has put all my competitors out of business I’m your only option.
Maroni: So, what are you proposing?
Lau: Moving all deposits to one secure location, not a bank.
Gambol: Where then?
Lau: no one can know but me. If the police were to gain leverage over on of you everyone’s money would be at stake.
Chechen: What stop them getting to you?
Lau: I go to Hong Kong, far from Dent’s jurisdiction and the Chinese will not extradite one of their own.
Maroni: How soon can you move the money?
Lau: I already have. For obvious reasons, I couldn’t wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is save.
Joker: hahahaha oh, hee-hee aha. Ha, ooh, hee, ha-ha, ha-ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.
Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my boy pull your head off.
Joker: How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-Da! It’s, It’s gone. Oh, and by the way the suit, it wasn’t cheap. You ought to know, you bought it.
Chechen: Sit. I want to hear proposition.
Joker: Let’s wind the cloaks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm? You see, a guy like me
GambolL A freak.
Mobster1: damn right.
Joker: A guy like me. Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little, ahem group-therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you’re afraid to go out at night. The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colours unfortunately. Dent, he’s just the beginning. And as for the television’s so-called plan Batman has no jurisdiction. He’ll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and
Chechen: What do you propose?
Joker: It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
Maroni: If it’s so simple why haven’t you done it already?
Joker: If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
Chechen: How much you want?
Joker: Uh, half.
Gambol: You’re crazy.
Joker: No, I’m not. No, I’m not. If we don’t deal with this now soon little Gambol here won’t be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Gambol: Enough from the clown.
Joker: Ah, ta-ta-ta. Let’s not blow this out of proportion.
Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
Joker: yeah
Gambol: I’m putting the word out five hundred grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first.
Joker: all right. So, listen, why don’t you give me a call when you wanna start taking thing a little more seriously? Here’s my card. Mm-mm
Why so serious scene;
Yo, gambol, somebody here for you they say they’ve just killed the Joker. They brought the body.
Gambol: So, dead, that’s 500.
Joker: How about alive? Hm? You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy get the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says: Why so serious? He comes at me with the knife. Why so serious? He sticks the blade in my mouth. Let’s put a smile on that face. And… Why so serious? Now our operation is small but there is a lot of potential. For aggressive expansion. So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there is only one spot open right now, so we’re gonna have tryouts. Make it fast.
Video tap scene:
Sensitive viewers, be aware. The image is disturbing.
Joker: Tell them your name.
Brian: Brian Douglas.
Joker: And are you the real Batman?
Brian: No.
Joker: No?
Brian No
Joker: No? Then why do you dress up like him. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Brian: Because he’s a symbol that we don’t have to be afraid of scum like you.
Joker: Yeah, you do, Brian. You really do. Huh? Yeah, oh, shh, shh, shh. So you think Batman made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me. Look at me! You see this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham. You want order in Gotham Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, every day he doesn’t people will die. Starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.
Party scene:
Joker: we made it. Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment. I only have one question for you: Where is Harvey Dent? You know where Harvey is? You know who he is? Do you know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him. Just something little, huh? No. You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones.
Men: We’re no intimidated by thugs.
Joker: you know you remind me of my father. I hated my father.
Rachel: Okay, stop.
Joker: Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze. Hm? And you are beautiful. You look nervous, Is it the scars? You wanna know how I got them? Come here. Hey. Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you who tells me I worry too much who tells me I ought to smiles more who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just wanna see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me. She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling. You got a little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you’re gonna love me…. Drop the gun.
Joker: Oh, sure. You just take off your little mask and show us all who you really are. Hm?
Batman: Let her go.
Joker: very poor choice of words.
Batman: You all right?
Rachel: Let’s not do that again. Is Harvey okay?
Batman: He’s save.
Rachel: Thank you.
Chase scène:
Joker: Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. Oh, excuse me. I wanna Drive.
I like this job I like it.
Okay, rack them up. Rack them up, rack them up, rack them up.
Now there is a Batman. Ooh, you wanna play. Come on. Come on.
He missed!
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on! Come on. Come on I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Come on, hit me. Come on, hit me. Hit me! Come on, come on. Aah! Could you please give me a minute?
Gordon: We got you, you son of a bitch.
Harvey: Gor.. You do like to play thing pretty close to the chest.
Gordon: We go him Harvey.
Jail scene:
Joker: Evening, commissioner.
Gordon: Harvey Dent never made it home.
Joker: Of course not.
Gordon: What have you done with him?
Joker: Me? I was right here. Who did you leave him with? Hm? Your people? Assuming, of course, that they are still your people and not Maroni’s. Does it depress you commissioner to know just how alone you really are? Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey dent’s current predicament?
Gordon: Where is he?
Joker: What’s the time?
Gordon: What difference does that make?
Joker: Well, depending on the time, he may be in one spot or several.
Gordon: If we gonna play games I’m gonna need a cup of coffee.
Joker: Ah, the good cop bad cop routine?
Gordon: Not exactly.
Joker: Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next…See?
Batman: You wanted me. Here I am.
Joker: I wanted to see what you do and you didn’t disappoint. You let five people die. Then you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, That’s cold.
Batman: Where’s Dent?
Joker: Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way thing were. But I know the truth. There’s no going back. You’ve changed things. Forever.
Batman: Then why you wanna kill me?
Joker: I don’t wanna kill you. What would I do without you? Go back ripping off mob dealers? No, no. No, no. You… you complete me.
Batman: You’re garbage who kills for money.
Joker: Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not. Even if you like to be. To them, you’re just a freak like me. They need you right now, but when they don’t They’ll cast you out like a leper. You see, their morals, their codes It’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
Batman: Where’s Dent?
Joker: You have all these rules, and you think they’ll save you.
Batman: I have one rule.
Joker: Oh. Then that’s the rule you’ll have to break to know the truth.
Batman Which is?
Joker: The only sensible way to live is without rules. And tonight you’re gonna break your one rule.
Batman: I’m considering it.
Joker: There’s only minutes left, so you’ll have to play my game if you wanna save one of them.
Batman: them?
Joker: You know, for a while there, I thought you really were Dent. The way you threw yourself after her. Look at you Go. Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?
Batman: Where are they?!
Joker: Killing is making a choice.
Batman: Where are they?!
Joker: choose between one life or the other.
Your friend the district attorney, or his blushing bride-to-be. You have nothing to threaten me with.. Nothing to do with all your strength. Don’t worry I gonna tell you where they are, both of them. And that’s the point. You’ll have to choose. He’s at 250 52nd street and she’s on Avenue X at Cicero
Phone call scene:
Joker: I want my phone call. I want it. I want it. I want my phone call.
Guard: That’s nice.
Joker: How many of your friend have I killed?
Guard: I’m a 20-year man and I know the difference between punks who need a lesson in manners and the freaks like you who would just enjoy it. And you killed six of my friends.
Joker: Six?
Joker: Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions. You see, in their last moments people show you who they really are. So in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
Guard: I know you’re gonna enjoy this. I’m gonna have to try and enjoy it even more.
Officer: whoa, whoa! Put it down. Take it easy. Take it easy. Drop the weapon now.
Guard: It’s my own damn fault, just shoot him!
Officer: Let him go. Drop It!
Joker: What? Sorry?
Officer: What do you want?
Joker: I just want my phone call.
Money scene:
Chechen: not so crazy as you look.
Joker: I told you I’m a man of my word. Where is the Italian?
Chechen: please. Joker-man, what you do with all your money?
Joker: You see, I’m a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline.
Chechen: What the..?
Joker: Ah, ah, ah, and you know the thing that they have in common? They’re cheap.
Chechen: You said you were a man of you word.
Joker: oh, I am. I’m only burning my half. All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city
Chechen: they won’t work for a freak.
Joker: Freak. Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It’s not about money It’s about sending a message. Everything burns.
News reporter: Who is this?
Joker: I had a vision of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down one block at a time. And it was so boring. I’ve a change of heart I don’t want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let’s give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn’t dead in 60 minutes then I blow up a hospital.
Hospital scene:
Joker: Hi, you know I don’t want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and…
Harvey: Rachel!
Joker: Rachel were being abducted I was sitting in Gordon’s cage. I didn’t rig those charges.
Harvey: Your men, your plan.
Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught him. You know? I just do things. The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control thing really are. So when I say.. Ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal you’ll know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hm? You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when thing go according to plan. Even if the plan if horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that, like a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blowing up nobody panics. Because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die. Well, then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
Harvey: you live. You die.
Joker: Mmm, now we’re talking.
Ferries scene:
Joker: Tonight you’re all gonna be a part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate I’m ready right now to blow you all sky-high. If anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote to blow up the other boat. At midnight I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I’ll let that boat live. So who’s it gonna be? Harvey Dent’s most-wanted scumbag collection or the sweet and innocent civilians. You choose. Oh, and you might wanna decide quickly, because the people on the other boat may not be quite so noble.
Final scene:
Joker: Ah, you made it. I’m so thrilled.
Batman: where’s the detonator?
Joker: Go get him. All the old familiar places. We really should stop this fighting; otherwise we’ll miss the fireworks.
Batman: There won’t be any fireworks.
Joker: And here we go.
Batman: What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone’s as ugly as you? You’re alone.
Joker: can’t rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself. Don’t we? That’s okay. I cam prepared.. It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
Batman: No, but I know how you got these.
Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you. Huh? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you, because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman: You be in a padded cell forever.
Joker: Maybe we could share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.
Batman: This city just showed you that’s it’s full of people ready to believe in good.
Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent and all the heroic things he’s done. You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.
Batman: what did you do?
Joker: I took Gotham’s white night and I brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard. See, madness, as you know is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
R.I.P. Heath Ledger.
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