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Parents Guide to Jrock
1.] Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed looks like girls.

2.] When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.

3.] If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.

4.] Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.

5.] Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.

6.] Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.

7.] A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.

8.] It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.

9.] Don't be suprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes

10] Your child will eventually start talking strangely. Here’s some explanation. Kawaii=cute, Kyaaaa=emotional positive outburst.

11] WIN is good, FAIL is bad

12.] Important rule: the more feminine, the more attractive

13.] When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.

14.] If you listen through the door and the vocals sound like a mixture of Ancient Greek and Russion, assume it’s a Japanese man singing in English.

15.] When two males kiss, it is called fanservice. This is a good moment to say “Kyaaaa”

16] Score points by buying them Japanese items. Japanese candy and Hello Kitty are “win”.

17] Cinema Bizarre and Tokio Hotel are FAIL! Don’t go “but they are called Tokio Hotel”. Just no. It doesn’t work.

18] Never say Japanese people, Chinese people and Korean people are all the same.

19] Japan is holy, Tokyo is holy, Harajuku is holy.

20.] Maybe it’s a phase, maybe it’s serious, but let them enjoy it while it lasts ^^


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  • Tragically

    Beware dirty gay, here is your worst nightmare! deel 3 is er! en zo ook deel 4;)

    xX

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  • Tragically

    Bedankt voor je reactie op deel 1:D deel 2 is er. Zou je weer zo'n leuke reactie achter willen laten? http://www.quizlet.nl/quiz/300358/beware-dirty-gay-here-is-your-worst-nightmare-times002times/

    Enjoy It;)

    xX

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  • MonkeyboysTM

    Hey wij zijn Daan en Waldo en we willen weten welke van deze drie titels je het leukste vind? We zouden graag onze eerste single maken en we moeten er één uitkiezen, dus welke titel vind jij het aantrekkelijkst?
    1. Hold On
    2. Give it up
    3. Today
    Graag een privéberichtje terug met op alle drie een schaal van 1 op 10.
    BV: 1/10, 10/10
    Later tellen we ze allemaal op, en gaan we dit lied opnemen en gaan we ermee naar een platenfirma
    Groetjes Burned Racoon (doeg)

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  • Geke

    ah:)

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  • Geke

    hey, wie is die David? Is dat een acteur?
    xx Geke

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