LizzyxSoof

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normal people vs twilight fans

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: Would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: Know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you

TWILIGHT FANS: Say shut up or i'll get James to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: Know a LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: When being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME !!!!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: Know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: Would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON



NORMAL PEOPLE wont have this on there profile

TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

WARNING!
There is a new disease spreading quickly through the country! It's called OCD. OCD stands for : Obessive cullen disorder .Put this on your Profile if you Love Twilight!




Boy: Hi!

Girl: Hello.

Boy: So, there is a girl..

Girl: Yeaa?

Boy: And I like her very much.

Girl: Then tell her.

Boy: I just did. ;d