Angelica

Permanently bored out of my mind......
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Als je ouders naar je moeten luisteren. Werkt ook bij leraren.

1. Volg ze overal door het hele huis.
2. Doe een koe na wanneer ze je naam zeggen.
3. Doe alsof je geheugenverlies hebt.
4. Zeg alles achterwaarts
5. Loop tegen muren op.
6. Ga om 4u 's morgens hun slaapkamer binnen en roep 'Good morning sunshine!'
7. Snurk luid als je lacht en lach dan nog luider.
8. Zeg al de woorden na tijdens de film.
9. Praat tegen een pen.
10. Heb 20 denkbeeldige vrienden en praat de hele tijd met ze.
11. Wanneer ze gaan zitten, roep je 'OMG. Je hebt Fred vermoord!'
12. Wanneer ze met je beginnen te praten zeg je 'Excuseer, maar RICHARD was aan het praten. Ga maar verder, RICHARD.'
13. Probeer de muur te beklimmen.
14. Schakel de lichtknop voor een tijdje aan en uit en zeg dan 'Oooh. Ik snap het'
15. Knabbel op je haar.
16. Houd hun hand vast en zeg met een trillende stem 'Ik zie dode mensen.'
17. Wanneer je in bad zit of doucht, roep 'HELP! Ik verdrink!'
18. Met alles dat ze zeggen, zeg 'Leugenaar!'
19. Doe alsof je een telefoon bent.
20. Probeer op de vloer te zwemmen.
21. Tik de hele nacht op hun deur
22. IK BEN NIET GEK!! IK BEN EEN VLIEGTUIG *sprijd armen uit en rend rondjes maakt vlieggeluidjes*
23.Hou aansteker in lucht en zeg: IK BEN EEN LANTARENPAAL
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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass if they left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
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