User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Hallo guten tag.
User: Alles goed?'.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Okee.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?
User: Straks :').
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Jep.
Cleverbot: Skal vi gå I seng sammen?
User: Ik praat geen wartaal.
Cleverbot: Niet liegen!
User: Waar heb je het over?
Cleverbot: Over mijn naam.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Would you like a girlfriend?
User: Nee, ik ben zelf een meisje.
Cleverbot: Ik niet.
User: Okee.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Great, you?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Is this kent.
User: ??
Cleverbot: Really bad.
User: Arsenal of Manchester United?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you female?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old?
User: Zeventeen.
Cleverbot: What about english?
User: My english is not so good.
Cleverbot: My good is not too English.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing about being 18?
User: I'm not 18. I'm 17.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: October 12th it's my birthday. Then I'm 18.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your favorite sport?
Cleverbot: Karate.
User: Mine Horseriding and Soccer.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Why should I tell you my name?
Cleverbot: Because I asked nicely.
User: Alright, Marjolien. Yours?
Cleverbot: Yellow and black.
User: ¬¬.
User: I ask your name.
Cleverbot: I'm home from school.
User: Yeah right.
Cleverbot: I do even ask billy bob bow jr.
User: Your weird.
Cleverbot: Do you mean weird?
User: Yes, doh.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I don't believe in Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in me either.
User: Ik ga weer.
Cleverbot: Please speak English.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You're hurting me. *cries*.
User: I'm dutch, so what?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for you being dutch. How can you live with that?
User: Because we are 2th from the World Cup, that's why!
Cleverbot: So you're God?
User: No, I'm a mermaid.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of Ariel?
User: Jep.
Cleverbot: Egg on your face brother.
“She was another broken doll dreaming of a boy with glue.” - Atticus