'Bieber is german for basketball, true or false?'
'Sorry, what?'
'German, you know. Key accent going on. German you know. German'
'German, I don't know what that means. 'Is German for..' I don't know what that means, we don't say that in America. I like basketball, if that's what you're asking me.'
'Yeah, why not, he likes basketball.' *is on the brink of a facepalm*
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.