Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So that no-one could tell on which side he was
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Why did Lord Voldemort cross the road?
Because Harry Potter didn't stop him
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cornelius."
"Cornelius-who?"
"Well, that's politics for you..."
Why did Potter cross the road?
I have no idea, but someone will probably write a book about it.
What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?
Okay, I stole those, but they're too funny
Hoe noem je een huiself die gewonden verzorgt?
Hoe noem je een huiself die de weg kwijt is?
[ bericht aangepast op 14 okt 2013 - 17:27 ]
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad! ~ Queen