Basically go onto Omegle.com and start a chat with a random person and start the conversation with 1D related things such as:
that’s what makes you beautiful
think of all the pussy you’re gonna get
i had turtles, but there dead
vas vappening?!
NO! Jimmy protested
and try and find other fans and basically take over omegle:)!!
Cause there'll be no sunlight if I lose you, baby.