Seamus Finnigan: [in Charms class] Wingard Leviosa. Wingard...
[BOOM]
Harry: I think we're going to need another feather over here, professor.
Seamus Finnigan: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum.
[he checks the goblet, then tries again]
Seamus Finnigan: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum...
Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday! Before...
[explosion]
Die Seamus toch
You better put a condom on, if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.